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    We'll get around this egg timer.

    We'll get around this egg timer.

    [ranking: 65]
    Clark Griswold

    It is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

    It is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

    [ranking: 12]
    Clark Griswold

    I'm sorry. This is our family's first kidnapping.

    I'm sorry. This is our family's first kidnapping.

    [ranking: 25]
    Ellen Griswold

    Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!

    Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!

    [ranking: 57]
    Clark Griswold

    You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

    You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

    [ranking: 13]
    Uncle Lewis

    I don't know if I should go sailin' down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

    I don't know if I should go sailin' down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

    [ranking: 15]
    Cousin Eddie

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It's an exciting tool for displaying random funniest lines from christmas vacation. We collected a list of "Random Funniest Lines From Christmas Vacation" from ranker, which was screened by countless online votes. You can view random funniest lines from christmas vacation shows from this page, click on "Show all by ranking" button to show the complete list, or visit the original page for a more detailed introduction.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is quite possibly the best Christmas movie of all time. Sure, there are other classics, but few have the distinction of being such an incredibly quotable film. Rich with turns of phrase about "the sh*tter," Tylenol, dump trucks, and other holiday merriment, Christmas Vacation is John Hughes, screenwriter for the ages, at his finest.

What are the best lines in Christmas Vacation? How does a fan even decide? Sure, Clark (Chevy Chase) and Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) carry the film, but maybe you feel a strong affinity for Aunt Bethany and Uncle Lewis, or even find yourself partial to the select few zingers thrown about by Juliette Lewis as over-it teen Audrey Griswold. The good news is there are no wrong answers, and all funny Christmas Vacation quotes are deserving of your votes.

Why is the carpet all wet? Is Rusty still in the Navy? Have you saved the neck for Eddie? Help rank the funniest quotes from Christmas Vacation below by voting up the lines you repeat to patient friends and family members all year long.

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