Adventures In Dinosaur City
[ranking: 6]
Adventures In Dinosaur City follows Timmy, Jamie, and Mick, three best friends who have nothing in common except for their love of poorly animated cartoons about dinosaurs. Timmy's parents are mad scientists running inter-dimensional experiments in their basement, an all Hell breaks loose when Timmy invites his friends to watch TV in his parents' lab.
The trio end up getting sucked into the television and transported to the world of Dinosaur City, a place populated by anthropomorphic dinosaurs dressed inexplicably like greasers. Once there, they meet Rex, Tops, and Forry, three ancient lizards who help them take down the de facto dictator of the city, Mr. Big.
Theodore Rex
[ranking: 1]
This 33.5 million dollar disaster was the most expensive direct-to-video movie ever when it was first released. The futuristic, prehistoric, confusing-as-Hell movie is probably the lowest point of Whoopi Goldberg??s career, and it??s not hard to see why.
Theodore Rex follows Whoopi Goldberg as a futuristic super cop who gets paired with a clumsy dinosaur for?? reasons? It??s not really clear why there are dinosaurs in this movie, but there sure are.
Whoopi and Teddy work together to stop an evil billionaire from inciting a new Ice Age and eradicating all life on the planet, because it will make him rich or something. It's unlikely that the actual screenwriter of this thing could explain the plot any better.
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We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story
[ranking: 14]
John Goodman stars in this bizarre animated comedy where a friendly mad scientist and a tiny alien thing travel millions of years into the past to feed dinosaurs their patented breakfast cereal, "Brain Grain." As the name suggests, the cereal makes the dinosaurs hyper-intelligent, yet also mildly buffoonish.
The friendly scientist (played by Walter Cronkite) transports the dinosaurs to the year 1994, where children??s number one wish is to see terrifying, carnivorous monsters. What ensues are dance numbers, a childhood romance, and a dark carnival of souls that would make most Juggalos feel uncomfortable.
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Carnosaur
[ranking: 5]
Jurassic Park is to Carnosaur as filet mignon is to whatever kind of squirrel bits they toss into Taco Bell meat. As a result of genetic experimentation by corporate scientists, a mutant chicken egg hatches a juvenile Deinonychus (the Velociraptor??s lamer cousin) which escapes into a small Southwestern town.
Mayhem, death, and terribly unconvincing dinosaur puppets are the natural result. If that??s not bizarre enough to keep you invested through the 89 minute run time, fast forward to the scene where a pregnant woman gives birth to a parasitic dinosaur egg that had infected her womb. Where else can you even see something like that?
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Tammy And The T-Rex
[ranking: 2]
Hey, remember that time that Paul Walker had his consciousness transferred into a giant, animatronic Tyrannosaurus rex? No? Well you might want to check out Tammy and the T-Rex, a film that probably didn't make it into Paul??s ??In Memoriam?? reel at the Oscars.
The flick stars a teenage Denise Richards playing the titular Tammy. She??s a high schooler without a care in the world, until her boyfriend (Paul Walker) is thrown into a pit of hungry lions by her jealous ex. After being mauled to the verge of death, a deranged scientist puts Paul??s brain into a giant mechanical T. rex. Oh, and the scientist is the same actor who played Bernie in Weekend at Bernie's.
Walking With Dinosaurs 3D
[ranking: 13]
The most recent entry on this list, Walking with Dinosaurs 3D has learned nothing from the dozens of terrible dinosaur movies that came before it. Despite being based on the popular BBC series Walking with Dinosaurs, the movie throws the educational documentary format to the wind and is lieu of a more Hollywood approach.
The story starts with a paleontologist bringing his niece and nephew on a fossil hunting expedition, only to be interrupted by a prehistoric talking bird played by John Leguizamo. The bird goes on to tell the story of Patchi, a young Pachyrhinosaurus who lived 70 million years ago. After most of his family is killed by a giant carnivore, Patchi and his brother butt heads over who should lead the rest of the herd.
Bland storytelling and childish humor make this iteration of Walking with Dinosaurs a total dud.
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