Random Most WTF Stories Janitors Described (19 items)

• (#19) Hotel bed and bathroom soaked in blood; stash of used pads showed source

  "My first job was being a housekeeper at a hotel when I was 15... I walk into this one room, and the bed is literally SOAKED in blood. Mostly in the middle. Just covered. I was so scared. I called my boss and he said just toss the sheets, so I did. Then I moved on to the bathroom, and checked the sh*tty plastic ice bucket to make sure it didn't have water or anything in it, and bam, the whole thing is jam packed full of massive bloody pads. F*cking terrible. I had to clean it all up."
• (#6) Vet janitor left to clean up possum carcass puked up by dog

  "Janitor at vet hospital. A dog came in on emergency with a distended stomach. After meds were given, he threw up half an opossum, in bits. I threw up for twenty minutes after helping mop up."
• (#18) High school janitor hunts down dick graffiti vandal

  "I was a janitor for four years; elementary, middle and high schools.
   
  We had two weeks of non-stop penises being drawn in black sharpie EVERYWHERE. The lockers, walls, floor, mirrors, library books, desks, windows, and even the ceiling had these sh*tty hastily drawn dicks scribbled on them. In a SINGLE day I counted 134 in one girls bathroom, we had six of them in this high school and they all were COVERED. Well, after filing complaints with the VP and principal, we now had the entire staff on the look out. Two weeks pass of this and finally the day of judgment came, the bandit was apprehended! It was this little cute freshmen girl; little, nerdy, and shy. We had theses plans of making her do all this clean up, trash work, cleaning up after football games - the works. Once my boss saw that it was this innocent looking wolf in sheep's clothing he backed down and just told her to not do it again and to just run along. So anticlimactic."
• (#16) Hunting cabin cleaner sweeps up beer, sex toys, and animal guts

  "As a teenager I worked as a house keeper cleaning cabins in a popular hunting town. I used to have to clean up animal entrails/parts, shell casings, and lots of beer cans. The strangest things I've found though was a prosthetic leg, a duffle bag that contained a buck knife and a double headed dildo, and a dried deer leg."
• (#8) Haz-mat worker called to house flooded with sewage and cleanup goes horribly wrong

  "Not a janitor but biohazard clean up.
   

  Got a call from real estate agent about a bad smell in a listing. When we got there owner met us, said windows and doors were sticking. We began the inspection I opened the door to the basement stairs and was hit by the smell in concentrated form. I shined my flashlight and the top step was under 'water' (sewage actually). The entire basement was flooded with 10 feet of raw sewage. This was not the worst part.
   

  The city came and opened a manhole for us. At this time I'm standing 15 feet away telling the property owner procedure and payment. Gas powered pump is placed, bell dropped in basement, and discharge hose placed in manhole. I'm not wearing PPE at this time. Pump is started. I continue to talk, guy is standing over manhole in PPE watching the hose. After about five minutes guy walks a few feet to back of van and the hose decides to dance. Four inch wide discharge hose is now out of the manhole spraying raw sewage 20+ feet up in the air. It was nothing but asses and elbows. I outran the homeowner.
   

  Fire department had to come and wash the street along with several parked cars."
• (#17) Construction mill janitor keeps finding meth gear in the bathrooms

  "I am currently working as a janitor for a construction mill. My job is to essentially clean the bathrooms and clear the walk ways- the usual stuff. I'm cleaning the men's restroom over in the steel mill part of the site and for the past five weeks I've been finding meth pipes, full pieces of pipes along with the bag they come in and they are either sitting by the sink or someone tries to flush them and I have to fish it out."

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