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Random Status

  •  next time someone with bad breath steps to you repeat the following.. " I dont mean to be mean but you need some listerine, not a sip not a swallow but the whole Damn bottle"..

  •  wishes I were more outdoorsy. Unfortunately, there are bugs outside.

  •  I'm trying to locate a girl from high school. You know, the one who could tie a cherry stem with her tongue.

  •  I keep a jar labelled "HIV Virus" in my jacket so when someone tries to fight me, I show it to them and throw it at their feet and run.

  •  That girl who sells seashells by the seashore is a moron

  •  FYI: Do not buy Activia yogurt if you do not need it for the reasons advertised. Not even if it's on sale and you have a $1 coupon and it's double coupon daze at the store...unless you like stabbing abdominal pains and blaming lots of stuff on the dog.

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About Random Status Tool

Status, often needed on some social networking sites, such as facebook, is usually your recent emotional state, which allows others to better know you. We often need to change our status, but sometimes you may not know how to say it. We have collected more than 100,000 states, these statuses have been the real state of others, may give you some inspiration.

In the meantime, you can also generate the statuses, just enter the quantity you want to generate. We added a small feature, click the status with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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