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Random Status

  •  God was the greatest inventor of all time. He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker

  •  that a drumstick in my pocket or am I just glad to see you it's a drumstick I have an eating problem oh God there's gravy in there too.

  •  Weirdos seem to be drawn to me and if I let my guard down for just a moment, I get stuck with some idiot telling me their life story.

  •  It's funny when my wife gives me the 'silent treatment'. Because she thinks it's a punishment.    

  •  Hate it when insurance companies sends the settlement with my name mispelled and right address..

  •  4000 women in Scotland may have breast implants with silicone intended for mattresses. Imagine. Boobs with memory foam and sleep numbers.

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About Random Status Tool

Status, often needed on some social networking sites, such as facebook, is usually your recent emotional state, which allows others to better know you. We often need to change our status, but sometimes you may not know how to say it. We have collected more than 100,000 states, these statuses have been the real state of others, may give you some inspiration.

In the meantime, you can also generate the statuses, just enter the quantity you want to generate. We added a small feature, click the status with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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