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Random Status

  •  I cant remember who's seen my vagina and who hasn't anymore.

  •  Why do I need scissors to open a pack of scissors? The whole point of buying scissors is that I don't f*cking have any!

  •  Hey ladies, tired of your boyfriend complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints.

  •  A word to the wise. A paragraph to the smart. A long-form essay to the oblivious. A silent, meaningful gesture to the enlightened.

  •  I'd rather look back at my life and say "I can't believe I did that" instead of saying,. "I wish I did that."

  •  hope the USA lands another toy car on a planet this weekend to cover up the humilating 6th place in the Paralympics

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About Random Status Tool

Status, often needed on some social networking sites, such as facebook, is usually your recent emotional state, which allows others to better know you. We often need to change our status, but sometimes you may not know how to say it. We have collected more than 100,000 states, these statuses have been the real state of others, may give you some inspiration.

In the meantime, you can also generate the statuses, just enter the quantity you want to generate. We added a small feature, click the status with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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