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(#1) Pain
Dalton: Pain don't hurt.
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(#2) Like A Stone
Dalton: Take the biggest guy in the world; you smash his knee and he'll drop like stone.
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(#3) Too Many Brains
Wade: That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an a** like that.
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(#4) The Only Thing That's Missing
Brad: I see you found my trophy room Dalton. The only thing that's missing... is your a**!
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(#5) You're History
Dalton: Steve, You're history…
Steve: But I'm on my break...
Dalton: Stay on it.
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(#6) Havin' Trouble
Wade: [On the phone] You havin' trouble?
Dalton: Oh, you know — nothing I'm not used to. But it's amazing what you can get used to, huh
Wade: Yeah, tell me about it. This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint."
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(#7) It Ain't The Money
Emmett: It ain't the money ya understand, but if I don't charge ya somethin' the Presbyterians around here are likely to pray for my ruination. How does a hundred dollars a month strike ya?
Dalton: Fine.
Emmett: Can ya afford that much?
Dalton: If it keeps you in the good graces of the church.
Emmett: Ain't it peculiar how money seems to do that very thing?
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(#8) Married To An Ugly Woman
Red: How long are you gonna be in town?
Dalton: Not very long.
Red: That's what I said 25 years ago.
Dalton: Really? What happened?
Red: I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you. She left me, though. Found somebody even uglier than she was. That's life. Who can explain it?
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(#9) In Prison
Jimmy: I used to f*ck guys like you in prison.
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(#10) Man's Search for Faith
Doc: Your file says you've got a degree from NYU. What in?
Dalton: Philosophy.
Doc: Any particular discipline?
Dalton: No. Not really. Man's search for faith. That sort of sh*t.
Doc: Come up with any answers?
Dalton: Not too many.
Doc: How's a guy like you end up a bouncer?
Dalton: Just lucky I guess.
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(#11) Same Joke
Carrie Ann: [Laughing] Oh, my god...
Dalton: What is the joke?
Carrie Ann: Well, there's no joke. I just think I'm looking at a dead man, though.
Dalton: It seems everywhere I go, I hear that same joke.
Carrie Ann: Yeah, well, something tells me you bring it on yourself.
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(#12) Too Stupid
Dalton: Sorry, we're closed.
Ketchum: Then what are all these people doing here?
Dalton: Drinking and having a good time.
Ketchum: That's why we're here.
Dalton: You're too stupid to have a good time.
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(#13) Barber College
Morgan: What am I supposed to do?
Dalton: There's always barber college.
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(#14) Follow Three Simple Rules
Dalton: People who want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse, and we've got entirely too many troublemakers here... Too many uhh, 40 year old adolescents, felons, power drinkers, and trustees of modern chemistry... It's going to change.
Hank: Yeah, that sure sounds great... but a lot of the guys who come in here we can't handle one-on-one, even two-on-one.
Dalton: Don't worry about it; all you have to do is follow three simple rules: One, never underestimate your opponent... expect the unexpected; Two, take it outside, never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three... be nice.
Hank: [Incredulously] Come on!!
Dalton: If somebody gets in your face and calls you a c*cksucker I want you to be nice.
Hank: [With resignation] Ok.
Dalton: Ask him to walk, be nice. If he won't walk, walk him, but be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you and you will both be nice. I want you to remember that it's the job, it's nothing personal.
Steve: Being called a c*cksucker isn't personal?
Dalton: No, it's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.
Steve: What if somebody calls my Mama a wh*re?
Dalton: Is she?
[Everyone snickers.]
Dalton: I want you to be nice... until it's time... to not be nice
Bouncer: So, uh, how are we supposed to know when that is?
Dalton: You won't. I'll let you know. You are the bouncers, I am the cooler. All you have to do is watch my back and each others... and take out the trash!
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(#15) You Wanna Fight
Mountain: You wanna fight, d*ckless?
Wade: Well, I sure ain't gonna show you my d*ck.
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