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(#1) I would cut off your head, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
- Éomer, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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(#2) I don't know half of you half as well as I should like... and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
- Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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(#3) Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!
- Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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(#4) Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest ... thing. Well, that rules you out, Pip.
- Meriadoc 'Merry' Brandybuck, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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(#5) Knock your head against these doors, Perigrin Took! And if that does not shatter them, and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will try to find the opening words.
- Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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(#6) Forty-two?! That's not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish princeling.
- Gimli, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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(#7) Stupid, fat hobbit.
- Gollum, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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(#8) Nobody tosses a dwarf!
- Gimli, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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(#9) Po-tay-toes!* Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...
- Samwise Gamgee, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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(#10) You look terrible.
- Legolas, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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(#11) Dotard! What is the house of Eorl but a thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among the dogs?
- Saruman, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Book)
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(#12) Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.
- Gimli, The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
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(#13) What office of less honour would you accept? To carry a sack of meal up into the mountains—if any man would trust you with it?
- Éomer, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Book)
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(#14) I will be dead before I see the Ring, in the hands of an Elf!
- Gimli, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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(#15) Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
- Gollum, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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(#16) Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion!
- Éowyn, The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Book)
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(#17) Hey, Stinker! Don't go getting too far ahead.
- Samwise Gamgee, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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(#18) Let him rot!
- Gimli, The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
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(#19) You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.
- Witch King, The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
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(#20) Get thee gone from my gate, though jail-crow of Mandos!
- Fëanor, The Silmarillion (Book)
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The Lord of the Rings is a famous long fantasy novel. The book is a sequel to "The Hobbit" and is recognized as the originator of modern fantasy literature. The novel has been adapted into the most classic fantasy series ever, with a total of three. Many magnificent movie plots have left a deep impression on generations, but few people have noticed some insulting language and actions in the movie.
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