Delicacies
[ranking: 1]
From user LemonJones:
"A regular who took photos of himself c*mming on food and eating them afterwards. Learned pretty fast to not look his photos when I developed them."
Caught Red-Neck Handed
[ranking: 2]
From user johnnylockjaw1980:
"I worked in a small mom and pop photo lab in Texas. This morbidly obese, redneck a**hole, decked in head-to-toe camouflage dropped off a roll of film. He was a typical, rude, "watchu lookin' at f*ggot" kind of hick.
Almost the entire roll was him and three other guys wearing latex granny panties with built-in butt plugs, rolling around with each other. There was a mattress with a half-gallon of mineral oil next to it. There were a few pictures of a large, naked woman in a bathtub. I'm relatively sure that he believed this made him straight.
In retrospect, he's probably a Redditor. If you're reading this, be nicer to guys that print your photos. Because print them, we did."
A Terrible Scene
[ranking: 3]
From user irishliam:
"While I was still in school, I worked in a camera store, and we developed pics. The printing tech called me upstairs one day to show me something he thought was quite odd.
This sweet old lady had handed in a roll of film and an old photo where the clouds kind of, sort of, but not really at all, looked like god, and she wanted it copied. She was a typical god-fearing, Catholic old Irish woman. The odd thing was what was in her roll of film. The shots were mainly of typical family pics taken in Spain: happy family group shots, grandkids playing, the usual. Except right in the middle of the roll were four shots of a guy in his mid 30s laying underneath a chair in a pool of his own blood.
Naturally I called the police, and they sent two detectives down to look at the shots. They were really cool, and decided to organize a little sting. When the woman returned I was to stall her, while we called the detectives, who were waiting in a car around the corner. All went according to plan and they met her when outside discreetly when she left the store.
The detectives were nice enough to come back and tell us the results. It turns out the man in the photos was the woman's son, who was a raging alcoholic. The photos were taken after a particularly drunken binge where he nearly killed himself. She took them to show him once he was sober at an intervention they had planned.
He died the week previous, and she had completely forgotten about the photos, and fell apart when the detectives showed them to her. I'll never forget it."
Crappy Photos
[ranking: 4]
From user Acidmoxy:
"I've worked as a photo lab tech for six years or so. I've seen hundreds of sex photos. Lots of people thinking it's a great idea to take snaps of their weed growing setups. Twice I've called the Gardai on perverts with child porn. A very polite, respectable, middle aged banker who wears very expensive dresses and wigs. Once I got an entire roll of film that seemed to be a guy taking pics of every crap he made that month."
The '90s Were A Time
[ranking: 5]
From user TropicDrunk:
"Worked as a printer in the '90s and saw many of the same sort of thing mentioned by others. It was always a good day when you'd get young sexy people processing their amateur sex shots, and always a gross day when you'd get the graphic birth photos. Both occurred about once or twice a week on average.
Notably weird ones:
This very nebbish looking civil servant type guy who would bring roll after roll of photos of Pam Anderson taken by photographing his TV screen during scenes in Baywatch. Biker funeral photos where all his buddies took turns posing with his corpse holding bottles of Jack Daniels and beers. Super angry, creepy, bearded guy brought in photos of him eating out his girlfriend's very hair p*ssy while it was covered in whipped cream. A whole roll of blurry close up shots of hair and white stuff. Couldn't tell if it was his mouth or her beaver in half the shots. Still haunts my dreams."
Supervising The Worst
[ranking: 6]
From user bootsmcskoots:
"Oh, lord. I worked as a photo lab supervisor throughout the beginning of college, and saw some really insane things.
We had a customer that'd have photos of his kids and wife, and then there'd be photos of girls from the party district in my city pulling down their pants so he could snap shots of them in their underwear or whatever. He'd request doubles of those shots, and refused any and all 5 x 7 blowups of cute photos of his kids. Another customer took photos at her husband's funeral, and one roll was exclusively of the coffin and body. She said she liked that one the most. There was a customer that enjoyed blowing up his naked photos in one of those Kodak kiosks, and then he'd leave it for me with his phone number. He was banned from the store after the second time that happened. One lady took photos of her shoes and shoe organizer. The same shoes, the same organizer, week after week. Some parents would obviously have photos of a fun outing, and then use the last two or three photos on naughty photos of themselves. More often than not, those would be removed from the stack. Someone dropped off photos of a Klan meeting! I was once treated to photos of a threesome, and it was not the kind of threesome that you'd want to see. It was two hirsute and overweight girls with this skeevy-looking guy that couldn't have been taller than me (I'm 5'3'' and female), and he howled in upset when I couldn't give him the photos. LITERALLY HOWLED. He ripped down my camera display by the front register in anger, and walked out with the negatives and three bottles of Coke. Good on him, I suppose?"
What A Saga
[ranking: 7]
From user ShowNuff_SMD:
"A roll of film that had a woman in lingerie stripping with a dildo in each hand, and right before she got totally naked the next picture was of a kids playing soccer. Then later on in the roll there was a picture of a goat standing on a recliner in someone's living room."
Can You Look At KFC The Same Way Again?
[ranking: 8]
From user hatefulhelp:
"I work at a pharmacy/convenience store with photo processing. We're located directly next to a KFC, and once upon a time, a rather large 'shift leader' from KFC spent her lunch break at our walk-up photo kiosk making an elaborate collage out of close-up shots of her vagina. She spent quite a while in the store, with her photos in full public display, only to have her prints denied because, well, it was a page full of vaginas. Then she still came into the store regularly to buy cigarettes because KFC was right next door."
A 'Swing' Set
[ranking: 9]
From user dgbt616:
"I was the head photo tech for Walgreens for a number of years. The absolute worst was this series of pictures of this man who had a large key ring (picture a janitor's key ring) attached on a string and the other side was attached to his penis. He swung it around in a circular motion and there were about four or five pictures where the attachment was at a different position around its circular journey. For instance, one was at around two o'clock, then six, then eight, then 11. It was quite disturbing to be honest. It was an older lady who had a habit of turning it dirty rolls of film to us. I was new to this store and wasn't aware."
Roadside Attraction
[ranking: 10]
From user MisterWalgreens:
"This middle-aged blonde woman taking a p*ss near a highway while smiling as cars passed by. One of the few times I literally said 'what the f*ck' out loud."
Trust Him, He's A Doctor
[ranking: 11]
From user annarchy8:
"My first real job was at a photo lab. We had many customers who would come in at least twice a week and we all got to know them pretty well. There was one guy who was a doctor, very good looking (me, being a young horny chick, found him super attractive). We knew he went to Europe for a month long vacation, so when he brought his rolls of film in we were all excited to see the pics. Right in the middle of the tons of scenery shots, there's him, butt ass naked on a beach. No big deal, but I was young and had a tough time looking him in the eye after that.
Not sure if many of our customers knew we had to look at all their pics. There was a little old granny who brought in three rolls of two teddy bears in various sexual positions. That was awkward, too."
Live From 'Bike Week'
[ranking: 12]
From user b-fredette:
"I used to work in the photo lab at a CVS. I once developed a few rolls of film from 'Bike Week' in Florida. The first few rolls were pretty normal, a couple bikers posed together with a beer, and then some bikes, another picture of the two guys in front of some bikes, more bikes, ect.
Then I get to a few rolls which were entirely comprised of biker women flashing their boobs. The way our store was set up, the pictures develop out of the machine and just fall into a tray, in plain sight of the customers at the register. I didn't know what was on the last two rolls, I just ran them through the machine, but an old woman I was ringing up noticed picture after picture of topless women flowing out of the machine. Half the women in the pictures were middle aged and looked like they had never worn a bra. It was very awkward for the 16-year-old version of myself to try and deal with."
It's A Miracle.
[ranking: 13]
From a deleted user:
"We had these printers that people could upload their own pictures and print them off by themselves. We would collect the photos from the printers, bag them, and ring them up. Once a lady came in and worked at the kiosk for a few minutes. No big deal. Then her pictures start printing out. My coworker went to grab them and as a store policy, we have to inspect them for any illegal activity. This lady had someone take pictures of her giving birth. On the business end. Every stretching, gooey, hairy, bloody moment. My coworker suddenly looked like he was going to bite concrete so I went over and asked if he was okay. That's when he shoved the pictures at me and told me he was going to take a break. Good GOD these pictures were graphic. I just bagged them up, charged the lady and tried to forget about it."
A Friend In Need
[ranking: 14]
From user herobotic:
"A friend of mine wanted to have her nude pics taken right after she turned 18, and didn't trust anyone else to develop them (she was alright looking, but not my type). She had one photo where she ran at the bed where her boyfriend was lying and jumped, and they took the photo of her in mid air flying towards the camera. It was really funny looking, as her (very large sized) boobs were flopping wildly."
What A Troupe
[ranking: 15]
From user kidkvlt:
"I guess it was a dance troupe, but half of the dancers were wearing 'daisy'/flower costumes and the other half were f*cking ALIEN PVC MONSTERS."
A Couple Of Thinkers
[ranking: 16]
From user SharpeTongue:
"A couple who dressed completely in black and white all the time. They obviously thought they were the most attractive couple of all time because they shot roll after roll after roll of themselves dressed up and posing - the 'Thinker' pose for the man, the 'Sex Kitten Unaware of the Camera' for the woman. The funniest one - the man, in black and white clothing, posing on a couch (chin on fist, deeply staring into the distance) above his head - a 16x20 poster of himself in the same pose, in the same clothes. I nearly lost it when I saw that one. And no, they were 'okay' looking, but not nearly as attractive as they seemed to think they were. He reminded me of a shorter not-buff Freddie Mercury with his '70s porn 'stache, she was an older but fighting-the-hell-out-of-time heavy makeup and hair color skinny woman."
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