Live From 'Bike Week'
[ranking: 12]
From user b-fredette:
"I used to work in the photo lab at a CVS. I once developed a few rolls of film from 'Bike Week' in Florida. The first few rolls were pretty normal, a couple bikers posed together with a beer, and then some bikes, another picture of the two guys in front of some bikes, more bikes, ect.
Then I get to a few rolls which were entirely comprised of biker women flashing their boobs. The way our store was set up, the pictures develop out of the machine and just fall into a tray, in plain sight of the customers at the register. I didn't know what was on the last two rolls, I just ran them through the machine, but an old woman I was ringing up noticed picture after picture of topless women flowing out of the machine. Half the women in the pictures were middle aged and looked like they had never worn a bra. It was very awkward for the 16-year-old version of myself to try and deal with."
A Couple Of Thinkers
[ranking: 16]
From user SharpeTongue:
"A couple who dressed completely in black and white all the time. They obviously thought they were the most attractive couple of all time because they shot roll after roll after roll of themselves dressed up and posing - the 'Thinker' pose for the man, the 'Sex Kitten Unaware of the Camera' for the woman. The funniest one - the man, in black and white clothing, posing on a couch (chin on fist, deeply staring into the distance) above his head - a 16x20 poster of himself in the same pose, in the same clothes. I nearly lost it when I saw that one. And no, they were 'okay' looking, but not nearly as attractive as they seemed to think they were. He reminded me of a shorter not-buff Freddie Mercury with his '70s porn 'stache, she was an older but fighting-the-hell-out-of-time heavy makeup and hair color skinny woman."
What A Saga
[ranking: 7]
From user ShowNuff_SMD:
"A roll of film that had a woman in lingerie stripping with a dildo in each hand, and right before she got totally naked the next picture was of a kids playing soccer. Then later on in the roll there was a picture of a goat standing on a recliner in someone's living room."
Trust Him, He's A Doctor
[ranking: 11]
From user annarchy8:
"My first real job was at a photo lab. We had many customers who would come in at least twice a week and we all got to know them pretty well. There was one guy who was a doctor, very good looking (me, being a young horny chick, found him super attractive). We knew he went to Europe for a month long vacation, so when he brought his rolls of film in we were all excited to see the pics. Right in the middle of the tons of scenery shots, there's him, butt ass naked on a beach. No big deal, but I was young and had a tough time looking him in the eye after that.
Not sure if many of our customers knew we had to look at all their pics. There was a little old granny who brought in three rolls of two teddy bears in various sexual positions. That was awkward, too."
It's A Miracle.
[ranking: 13]
From a deleted user:
"We had these printers that people could upload their own pictures and print them off by themselves. We would collect the photos from the printers, bag them, and ring them up. Once a lady came in and worked at the kiosk for a few minutes. No big deal. Then her pictures start printing out. My coworker went to grab them and as a store policy, we have to inspect them for any illegal activity. This lady had someone take pictures of her giving birth. On the business end. Every stretching, gooey, hairy, bloody moment. My coworker suddenly looked like he was going to bite concrete so I went over and asked if he was okay. That's when he shoved the pictures at me and told me he was going to take a break. Good GOD these pictures were graphic. I just bagged them up, charged the lady and tried to forget about it."
Supervising The Worst
[ranking: 6]
From user bootsmcskoots:
"Oh, lord. I worked as a photo lab supervisor throughout the beginning of college, and saw some really insane things.
We had a customer that'd have photos of his kids and wife, and then there'd be photos of girls from the party district in my city pulling down their pants so he could snap shots of them in their underwear or whatever. He'd request doubles of those shots, and refused any and all 5 x 7 blowups of cute photos of his kids. Another customer took photos at her husband's funeral, and one roll was exclusively of the coffin and body. She said she liked that one the most. There was a customer that enjoyed blowing up his naked photos in one of those Kodak kiosks, and then he'd leave it for me with his phone number. He was banned from the store after the second time that happened. One lady took photos of her shoes and shoe organizer. The same shoes, the same organizer, week after week. Some parents would obviously have photos of a fun outing, and then use the last two or three photos on naughty photos of themselves. More often than not, those would be removed from the stack. Someone dropped off photos of a Klan meeting! I was once treated to photos of a threesome, and it was not the kind of threesome that you'd want to see. It was two hirsute and overweight girls with this skeevy-looking guy that couldn't have been taller than me (I'm 5'3'' and female), and he howled in upset when I couldn't give him the photos. LITERALLY HOWLED. He ripped down my camera display by the front register in anger, and walked out with the negatives and three bottles of Coke. Good on him, I suppose?"
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