No Billy! Don't put your mouth there!
[ranking: 1]
Wolverine only has one bone not coated in Adamantium and he wants you to help pump it up. Then he can show you that he's the best there is at what he does.
When everything grows... Pants get ripped.
[ranking: 2]
How did this get made? Someone had to sign off on this. Someone had to sew the prototype! That's right, somewhere out there someone sewed a big ol' Hulk D and it got mass produced.
He's got a very specific Punishment in mind
[ranking: 3]
No matter how you contort this thing, every angle is a new phallic horror. Frank Castle is going to punish some criminals, prison shower style.
The Ol' Bat-Reach Around
[ranking: 4]
All you've got to do is uncork his Bat-Butt, pump water down his Bat-hole, then reach around, squeeze the trigger between his legs and then he spits! What could go wrong?
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Flasher
[ranking: 5]
Just disturbing on so many levels.
That S doesn't stand for Super
[ranking: 6]
The toy is advertised as a giant pillow for "snuggling." We're not sure when that mouth comes into play...
Put that thing away Spidey!
[ranking: 7]
That hand placement and jiggly "web" columns leave little to the imagination as to what Spider-Man does when MJ is away on modeling assignments.
A not so Modest Wonder Woman
[ranking: 8]
Wonder Woman's origins and power set are famously misogynistic, so lets go ahead and spread her legs and make her into a household scissor set, probably kept in the kitchen.
His... Peter was a sword, who knew?
[ranking: 9]
What else does the hilt of that knife look like? Combined with that hand placement it doesn't take too much creativity to imagine what it takes to get the Spider-Senses tingling.
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