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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

[ranking: 1]
The Holocaust.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school?

[ranking: 2]
Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

[ranking: 3]
Where's my tractor?

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

[ranking: 4]
I don't know. I can't speak Japanese.

Why did the Catholic priest get sent to jail?

[ranking: 5]
Tax evasion.

A guy walks into a bar...

[ranking: 6]
Which is unfortunate because he has a drinking problem.

What do you call a Jewish cop?

[ranking: 7]
Officer

Why was six afraid of seven?

[ranking: 8]
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Roses are red, violets are blue...

[ranking: 9]
I have Alzheimer's Disease, Cheese on toast

What is a vampire's favorite dessert?

[ranking: 10]
Vampires aren't real.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common?

[ranking: 11]
One of them is purple.

What do you call someone who kills a black person?

[ranking: 12]
Murderer

Your Mama is so old...

[ranking: 13]
She is probably going to die pretty soon.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

[ranking: 14]
It doesn't really matter, because it's just a fish and doesn't understand the idea of having a name.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar...

[ranking: 15]
And he's greeted with great respect, because he's such a talented actor.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

[ranking: 16]
Nothing. Fingers can't talk.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

[ranking: 17]
A blonde is a human woman and bowling balls are inanimate objects used in the sport of bowling.

A man walks into a library to get a book on suicide...

[ranking: 18]
The librarian says "Do you have a library card?" The man says "no" and leaves.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.

[ranking: 19]
Legally, bars in America have to serve people of all religions.

What's black and blue and red all over?

[ranking: 20]
Due to the infinite nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

[ranking: 21]
I'm worried that you're in an abusive relationship and I think you should seek help.

Ahmed walks into Abbar...

[ranking: 22]

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

[ranking: 23]
So what? You have AIDS.

When is a door not a door?

[ranking: 24]
When it is half-open.

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Anti-jokes (classified under the heading "Anti-Humor") are forms of ironic or indirect humor that are intentionally designed to not fulfill traditional expectations for "comedy." Instead, anti-jokes are often funny to the listener because of their purposeful ambiguity, lack of sense or because they upset and distort conventions of joke-telling.

Often, anti-jokes function by presenting an audience with a traditional humorous set-up for a joke, only to have the punchline differ in format, purpose or intention. For example, everyone is familiar with the format of a "Knock Knock Joke." The joke-teller begins "knock, knock," the person hearing the joke replies "who's there," and then the joke-teller proceeds to set up a pun or humorous turnaround. However, in an anti-joke version, the "knock knock" scenario is commonly played straight, subverting the attempt at humor.

- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Tom. Can you let me in?

In this example, the joke-teller is supposed to proceed into telling a joke, but instead presents a traditional comment someone might make if they were knocking on a door. The more common the set-up for a joke ("Three men walk into a bar..."), the more likely it is to be used ironically as a set-up for an anti-joke. ("Ouch.") In this way, anti-jokes can be seen as deconstructions of the practice of joke-telling, pointing out the way jokes work rather than using the traditional format to get laughs.

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