Why Did The Picture Go To Jail?
[ranking: 1]
It was framed!
Did You Hear About The Shampoo Shortage In Jamaica?
[ranking: 2]
It's dread-full.
Did You Hear About The Race Between The Lettuce And The Tomato?
[ranking: 3]
The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
What Do Lawyers Wear To Court?
[ranking: 4]
Lawsuits!
What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
[ranking: 5]
Spoiled milk.
Did You Hear About The Hungry Clock?
[ranking: 6]
It went back four seconds.
What Gets Wetter The More It Dries?
[ranking: 7]
A towel.
What Do You Call A Fat Psychic?
[ranking: 8]
A four chin teller.
What Happens If You Eat Yeast And Shoe Polish?
[ranking: 9]
Every morning you'll rise and shine!
What Do You Call A Fake Noodle?
[ranking: 10]
An Impasta!
What Do You Call A Pile Of Kittens?
[ranking: 11]
A meowntain
What Do You Call An Alligator In a Vest?
[ranking: 12]
An Investigator
What's The Difference Between a Guitar And A Fish?
[ranking: 13]
You can't tuna fish.
Why'd The Belt Get Arrested?
[ranking: 14]
He held up a pair of pants.
What Does A Nosey Pepper Do?
[ranking: 15]
Gets jalapeno business!
Did You Hear About The New Broom?
[ranking: 16]
It's sweeping the nation!
What Did Bacon Say To Tomato?
[ranking: 17]
Lettuce get together!
What Is Heavy Forward But Not Backward?
[ranking: 18]
Ton
What Do You Call a Computer Floating In The Ocean
[ranking: 19]
A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
What Do You Call A Baby Monkey?
[ranking: 20]
A Chimp off the old block.
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