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    An Native American chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.

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    The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated that he built her a teepee made of deer hide.
    A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.
    The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.
    Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.
    "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"
    The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

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    A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.

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    One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan. 
    Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
    He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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    The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop.

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    He asks the assistant ??Do you have ??European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.?? 
    ??Certainly,?? replies the assistant. ??Would you like to listen before you buy it???
     "That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones. 
    He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, ??I'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognize any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording??? 
    The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologizes and lifts the needle onto the next track. 
    Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognize any of these sounds."
     The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track. 
    The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage. 
    "This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!"
    The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over.
    "What seems to be the problem, sir?"
    "This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!" 
    The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly.
    "I'm terribly sorry, sir. It appears we've been playing you the bee side."

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    Three couples are trying to get married.

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    Three couples are trying to get married at the same church. There is a young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple. The three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married. 
    "If you wish to get married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex," says the priest. 
    One month later the three couples return to the church and talk to the priest. He then asks the elderly couple, "Have you completed the month with sex?" 
    "Yes we have, it was easy," replies the elderly couple.
    "How about you?" He asks the middle-aged couple.
    "It was hard, but we didn't have sex for the whole month," they respond. 
    "And how about you two?" He asks the young couple.
     "No we couldn't do it," responds the boyfriend.
     "Tell me why," says the priest.
    "Well my girlfriend had a can of corn in her hand and she accidentally dropped it. She bent over to pick it up and that's when it happened."
    The priest then tells them, "You're not welcome in my church."
    "We're not welcome in the supermarket either," says the boyfriend.

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    A ship wrecks onto a deserted island.

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    Two guys and a girl survive. Since they don't have anything to do all day besides eating and sleeping, they just have sex. Eventually the girl gets sick and dies. The two men don't know what to do with themselves anymore, so they keep having sex.
    After a few days of sex, they feel guilty about what they've been doing... so they bury her.

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    A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

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    "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
    The doctor replies, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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