Random Popular Names That Actually Mean Horrible Things (34 items)

(#7) Kennedy Means Misshapen or Helmet Head

For decades, this name conjured up images of Camelot, political leaders, and hunky John, Jr. Unfortunately, its meaning isn't quite as hunky as the man was. In name-speak, Kennedy means misshapen or "ugly" head. (Of course, if anyone could rock the helmet hair, it was definitely Jackie O.!)
(#18) Rigel Means Foot

Since the name Rigel means "foot," choosing it for your child might be akin to putting your foot in your mouth... literally.
(#13) The Name Calvin Means Bald

If male pattern baldness runs in your family, you might just want to stay away from this one; it dates back to a Latin word that means "bald." That said, scientists will probably have developed a simple pill for hair replacement therapy by the time little Calvin starts to thin out on top!
(#8) Portia Means Swine

According to some sources, Portia is of Latin origin and means swine or pig. However, it's fairly certain that Ellen’s beautiful wife, Portia de Rossi, doesn’t live in a barn, eat slop, or snort uncontrollably. The name is best known from Shakespeare's play The Merchant of Venice.
(#33) Amethyst Means Not Drunk

Perfect choice for the teetotaling set: This gem of a name literally translates to "not drunken."
(#11) Claudia is A Latin Name That Means Lame

Claudia is of Latin origin and comes from claudus, which means "lame," but supermodel Claudia Schiffer doesn't seem to have any trouble strutting down the catwalk.