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(#16) One Question
"Daddy, remember that time we died?" -
(#17) Confirmation Hiss
"My toddler went through a phase where she would just constantly say 'hi' to things. 'Hi hi hi hi hi hi.' One day, it came out sounding more like 'Die die die die die.' So I say to her, 'What's that you're saying?' She turns to face me and just whispers, 'Diiiieeeeeee...'"
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(#1) Don't Know
"My daughter was four-years-old. One morning I heard her door open and shut. That usually meant that she would be coming to our room to lay down with us. She never came in, but shortly after I heard her voice. Hoping she would go back to sleep, I let her be for a bit. Then I heard the door open and shut again. This time I decided to go into her room and see why she kept getting out of bed. I walked in and she had her eyes closed.
'Sweetie?'
'Yes, daddy.'
'Why did you get out of bed?'
'I didn't, I was trying to sleep but he wouldn't leave me alone. He kept talking to me and asking me questions.'
'He? Who is he?'
'The little boy that was in my room.'
'Umm, sweetie that was just a dream. There is no boy in your room.'
'I know that. He just left.'
'Ok, well what was the little boy doing?'
'He was hanging from the fan and asking me a bunch of questions.'
'How was he hanging from the fan? With his arms?'
'No, with a rope.'"
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(#24) The Surgeon
"After my four-year-old son learned that my sister was pregnant he said, 'We need to get it out. I'll go get the knife.'"
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(#18) Action Plan
"I'm going to cut your throat and throw you in the pool." -
(#22) The Right Thing
"My three-year-old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile. Then she turned, looked at me, and said, 'Daddy, its a monster...we should bury it.'"
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It is often said that kids do not know taboos. Sometimes, kids' speeches are very funny, especially when they don’t understand the impermanence of the world, they may choke you with a word. Many people shared the terrible things their children had said, although in most cases their words are just misunderstandings, they are still a chill.
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