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  • (#7) This Grandma Chased Off Thieves With Her Slipper

    From Redditor /u/chestertoronto:

    My girlfriend’s 80-year-old Portuguese grandmother was intruded upon. She lives alone in a big house because she loves her independence. They must have targeted her because she’s old and alone.

    They broke in the middle of the day assuming she wasn't there. She had just woken up from a nap when she peered out the bedroom seeing them. Most people would hide and call the cops, but no, Vavo fights! She screamed, “Wya you heeer!!!!” and chased them with a slipper.

    I think they were so shocked she was home; they bolted out the front door.

    An 80-year-old frail woman chased two guys out of her house with a slipper.

  • (#8) Her Dog Tore This Guy's Leg Apart

    From Redditor /u/womaninradio:

    I was home alone on a Saturday night and my roommate had left for the weekend. We often left the side door unlocked for friends who would go downstairs and crash on the couch. I would frequently hear "IT’S _____" as they would come in.

    So I'm laying in bed in my birthday suit reading a book at 2 AM and I hear the screen door open. My dog perks up at the noise. He's a 110-pound shepherd Newfie mix that looks like a wolf. He lets out a little "boof." Leaning forward in bed I can see the doorway. I look and see the doorknob turning. "Hello!" I shout. Thinking it was a friend.

    It was not a friend. A strange man's head poked through the door. We make eye contact. He has this weird look on his face as he proceeds into the landing."UH WRONG HOUSE." I screamed, thinking he was just in the wrong home. When I screamed, my dog got up and went to my bedroom doorway. The guy stopped in his tracks. My dog’s hackles raised and he started snarling. I was even scared by him a bit.

    The guy stopped when he saw my dog, and started backing up. "GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY HOUSE!" I screamed. My dog jumped. The guy fell backwards into the door and my dog grabbed him by the leg and shook him like a rag doll. I stopped caring about being naked at this point. I jumped out of bed and threw on my housecoat while this guy was screaming bloody murder. There was blood all over the floor.

    I grabbed my dogs back leg and sat down on the floor trying to hold onto him. The guy stumbled to his feet and grabbed the doorknob before looking back. He took a glance at me with my robe hanging open and my dog still snarling at him. "I WILL LET HIM GO." I screamed again. My dog jumped and I did my best to hold on, but one leg got out of my grasp and he lunged at the guy. The guy finally turned and fell out of the door. I immediately got up and locked it. There's blood all over my floor. My dog’s fur is still raised as he stands at the door growling.

    I called the police, they came, took a statement and left. I never found out what happened to the guy. I took my dog to the vet and he was fine. I never left the side door unlocked again. I've never been so thankful for my dog.

  • (#6) He Recognized The Wannabe Burglar

    From Redditor /u/dogtheplank:

    When I was about 16 or so, my dad, brother, and I were on the way home from church and saw that a truck we didn’t recognize was parked in front of our house. We had a long driveway, so by the time we pulled up and parked, my dad had told my brother and I to stay in the car as he figured out what whoever it was wanted.

    When we got close enough, we noticed that the guy - a big dude in his 40s, easily 6’6” with a giant beer belly - was hunched over by the front door. My dad is a teacher in a tiny town, so it wasn’t a surprise that he recognized the guy. He called out, “Jared? Is that you?”

    Jared turned, didn’t acknowledge my dad at all, and hustled back to the passenger side of the mysterious truck, grasping his 10-gallon hat to his head the whole time. He threw himself in head first and, his legs still dangling out the passenger door, yelled for the driver to go. They peeled out and we were left staring after them, wildly confused.

    We noticed later that he’d been trying to unlock the door with a screwdriver, but only succeeded in scraping up the doorframe before we caught him. The best part? The door was unlocked the entire time.

  • (#13) A Jealous Lover Tried To Break In

    From Redditor /u/stephancypantsu:

    This was in college, in a three bedroom apartment. One of my roommates lived there with his girlfriend. His girlfriend started cheating on him with a guy she met at work (all three of them worked at the same place, but my roommate's girlfriend and the other guy worked in a different building). The other guy got really drunk one night and wanted to come into our apartment to fight my roommate and take his girlfriend away with him. We tossed him out and locked the door.

    He started screaming and beating on the door over and over again. We told him to leave or we would call the cops. He left for maybe two minutes before he was back, pounding on the door again. I confronted him several times through the door about leaving, but he was just getting more and more violent. Eventually he stopped banging on the door for a few moments before slamming into the door and breaking it open.

    My two roommates and I immediately started beating the sh*t out of this guy to the point where he couldn't stand up anymore. We tossed him into the hallway, closed the door, and called the cops. The cops took him away, we filed a police report for the damages, and figured that was the end.

    It was certainly the end of my roommate’s relationship. His ex moved out a couple days later. Turns out she went straight to that other guy and they both left the state and he skipped his court date. As far as I know, those two moved to an adjacent state and are still together.

  • (#12) Their Dogs Held The Intruder Down Until The Police Arrived

    From Redditor /u/kcurtp:

    My wife was at home without me. Midday, she was in the front of the house in the living room. She hears the gate to our privacy fence open and then close. She looked out the window to see a man she didn't know walking along our house through our backyard. Our dogs were both home with her, we had a boxer and a boxer-Rottweiler mix.

    She went to the back of the house to lock the back door, but by the time she got there, the guy had already started to open the back door. She tried to push the door shut on him, but he was much bigger than she was, and he pushed his way into the house, knocking her on the floor. Both dogs jumped over her (one of them actually used her as a launching pad and broke one of her ribs) and went at the guy. Both dogs connected and latched on and began to tear his arm and leg up pretty badly.

    My wife had the wherewithal to get her phone out and call 911. The guy tried to leave and run, but our mutt (boxer-rotty) pulled him into the house and kept at him until the police arrived. My wife was finally able to pull both dogs off of him and get away once the cops arrived. He was charged with breaking and entering, as he had broken our gate. He spent three days in a hospital getting two surgeries to repair his arm and leg from the dog injuries. He deserved them. F*ck that guy.

    Since then, we have always had large dogs. We now have a boxer and two English Mastiffs. My wife still gets edgy when home alone.

  • (#11) They Asked If He Wanted A Kitten

    From Redditor /u/H0use0fpwncakes​​​​​​​:

    I was living in a house with my girlfriend about eight years ago. We were fostering some kittens, and in order to keep our cats and the kittens safe, we kept the kittens in the top level of the house. It wasn't a regular upstairs, more like a finished attic with a door at the bottom of the stairs. I was up there playing with them when someone knocked on the door. For some reason, the knocking immediately set off an internal alarm. I pulled out my phone and texted my girlfriend, who was at work, asking her if she was at the door. She said no and I immediately told her to call the police because someone was trying to break in. The knocking quickly stopped, and I started to feel stupid.

    But a minute or so later, I heard dishes rattling around downstairs. This could have been one of the adult cats playing in the sink, but that feeling of something being off got a million times worse. I kept texting her, saying please call 911, I don't want this guy to hear me talking on the phone and realize someone is in the house. I'm freaking out. I have no idea what to do. The windows are too tiny for me to jump out of and all I'm armed with are quarter-pound fuzzballs. What am I going to do, throw a kitten at him? So I'm just sitting there praying the guy doesn't hear me and doesn't open the door.

    Unfortunately, a few minutes later, he does just that and I hear feet pounding up the stairs. The guy sees me and I could see him calculating what to do. I burst out with, "Hi!" The guy looks confused and says, "Hi?" back. Then I asked, "Are you here about the ad for the kittens?" Guy looks at me blankly and turns around and runs out of there. At this point, he obviously knew I was there, so I called 911.

    They didn't catch him, unfortunately, due to bad luck. My girlfriend had called 911 but she worked in a different town and was connected to their emergency dispatch system. We only lived a block or so away from the police station, so they got there almost immediately. He'd gotten away but had broken into two other houses on the street. The other piece of bad luck was he entered the house through the kitchen window, which was right over the sink. I had gloves sitting right there that he put on, so no fingerprints. But he didn't take anything and didn't hurt me so it worked out okay.

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The home should be the warmest haven, but in some residential areas with weak security measures or more tenants, due to a large number of outsiders, and lack of strict access control, there are more burglary or robbery cases. Here are some people who shared stories about how they defended themselves and their families from the intruders when someone broke into their house. 

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