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  • Stan Marsh on Random South Park Character You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign

    (#7) Stan Marsh

    • South Park, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    Libras (September 23-October 22) are genuinely likable people. They're smart, kind, and use their powerful sense of justice to stand up for the underdog. Stan Marsh is a kid with a level head on his shoulders. He's a sensitive soul, so he cares deeply about the people involved in the situations South Park gets them stuck in - even Cartman.

    Stan is exceptionally good at seeing through scams. Much like a Libra, by being able to relate to both sides of a story, it's easy for him to pick out things that don't seem to be on the up and up.

  • Kyle Broflovski on Random South Park Character You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign

    (#10) Kyle Broflovski

    • South Park, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    Kyle Broflovski has a high intellect and solid morals. Even though he gets wrapped up in super sketchy stuff, he does his best to be a good friend, son, and brother - a Capricorn is inherently family minded, after all. They work very hard to protect what's dear to them and are always trying to improve themselves.

    A Capricorn doesn't like to be told what to do. They have very strong opinions, especially when it comes to morality, and they don't believe they should be argued with. It might seem snobbish, but, for Kyle, it's just because he's trying to look out for others.

  • Clyde Donovan on Random South Park Character You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign

    (#4) Clyde Donovan

    With a hard attitude on the outside and a gentle soul on the inside, a Cancer puts up a solid barrier to keep their emotions from spilling out all over the floor. Clyde Donovan is definitely both hypersensitive and unstable. His moods are volatile, and he often winds up sobbing after something upsets him.

    Clyde tries his best to accommodate everyone, even the most rotten kids in South Park. It's a Cancer's nature to be caring and nurturing, but they can also be cold and distant. Sometimes, a Cancer will take the blame for a bad situation just because they want it to be over. 

  • Randy Marsh on Random South Park Character You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign

    (#1) Randy Marsh

    • South Park

    When Stan's dad, Randy Marsh, gets involved with pretty much anything, he tends to get completely obsessed. A kindred celestial spirit, an Aries knows no chill. They are the master of accepting challenges; it doesn't matter if they're confronted with inventing a new sport or offered the position as lead singer in a boy-band - they always come out on top.

    An Aries is fueled by a fiery, inner passion. Although they rush into every one of their grand ideas without a second thought, they'll stick through with their plan until the very end. Randy has stood by every weird endeavor of his, only abandoning his plot if he goes out kicking and screaming.

  • Chef on Random South Park Character You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign

    (#8) Chef

    • South Park, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    Scorpios tend to be protective, magnetic, and possess a vengeful sting. As a zodiac sign that symbolizes both power and sex, Chef and his sensual, sassy ways show off what a Scorpio is all about. When he's not serving lunch to the kids at school, he's breaking down into song about sexy escapades.

    Scorpios are intense in every way. There's nothing this celestial Scorpion doesn't do without passion; if Chef has asserted he's good at anything, it's manifesting all the intense passion romance brings.

  • Token Black on Random South Park Character You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign

    (#2) Token Black

    • South Park

    According to the zodiac's barreling Bull, Taurus, slow and steady wins the race. Their patience and capacity for other people's nonsense is completely unmatched. Throughout the various seasons of South Park, Token Black has certainly put up with some sh*t - especially from Cartman. 

    Even though Token can typically brush off his peers' remarks with the patience of a saint, he stands up for himself when he thinks it's necessary. Taurus is a lazy sign, so they'll only make moves if they think their cause is worth it, but, when they do, their moral statutes are unmoving.

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The original Babylonians made a four-season horoscope calendar based on astrological movements, hoping to divine and predict the fate of nations and peoples. In fact, this kind of fortune-telling method is similar to the ancient Chinese zi wei in that it is based on the relationship between the diviner and the movement of the stars to calculate the fate of all aspects of their lives. Because the ancient human survival according to the changes in the sky, natural disasters are irresistible, resulting in the sense of human destiny, and they found that the movement of the sun, moon and stars in the universe affect the rise and fall of all things and even the fate of people.

Astrologers believe that every planet in the solar system, large or small, including the sun, Moon, Venus, Jupiter, Mercury, Mars, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto, moves at different angles and distances at birth, thus the influence is significant; each planet and the 12 constellations that correspond to it cause and effect each other differently on the idiosyncratic part of Man, and as these planets go about their business, so do their actions and their fates.

The random tool generated 12 items, each corresponding to 12 characters from South Park. Some are honest, some are lovely, some are clever, some are stupid. You can also check your horoscope to see if the information provided by this tool is what you want it to be.

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