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(#1) You Killed Him
Charlie: It's Santa! You killed him!
Scott Calvin: Did not! And he's not Santa!
Charlie: Well, he was...
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(#2) You're Flying
Charlie: Whoa, Dad! You're flying!
Scott Calvin: It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s.
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(#3) Key Lime Disease
Scott Calvin: Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you don't know where they've been. They all look like they've got key lime disease.
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(#4) You Look Pretty Good for Your Age
Scott Calvin: You know, you look pretty good for your age.
Little Elf Judy: Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.
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(#5) You're Fatter This Year
Sarah the Little Girl: You're fatter this year.
Santa: Thank you. You've grown, too. Now go back to sleep.
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(#6) Neil's Mother's Number
Laura: Here's Neil's mother's number.
Scott Calvin: 1-800-SPANK-ME? I know that number.
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(#7) Believing
Little Elf Judy: Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.
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(#8) Not Too Hot
Little Elf Judy (talking about hot coco): Not too hot. Extra chocolate. Shaken, not stirred.
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(#9) Denny's
Scott Calvin: Here we are, Denny's. Always open.
Charlie: I don't wanna eat here.
Scott Calvin: What are you talking about? Everybody likes Denny's, it's an American institution.
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(#10) More of a Feeling
Laura: All Neil told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person.
Scott Calvin: Kind of like Neil.
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(#11) We Don't Drink Coffee
Bernard: Excuse me. Are we on a coffee break?
Kid Elf: We don't drink coffee.
Bernard: THEN I GUESS THE BREAK IS OVER! Back to work. Thanks.
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(#12) I Know Where This Is Going
Scott Calvin: Hey, I know where this is going. The other guy fell, it was an accident. I've got homeowners insurance, and a good attorney, not as good as my wife's - but let's not open up that wound!
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(#13) My Dad
Charlie: My dad is Santa Claus.
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(#14) Very Nice
Scott Calvin: Johnny, naughty. Gary, nice.
Scott Calvin: Veronica, very nice.
Veronica: In your dreams, sleigh boy.
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(#15) Have You Seen a Reindeer Fly?
Neil: What about Santa's reindeer? Have you ever seen a reindeer fly?
Charlie: Yes.
Neil: Well, I haven't.
Charlie: Have you ever seen a million dollars?
Neil: No.
Charlie: Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
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Christmas is one of the most important traditional festivals in many countries. At this time of the year, almost all families will decorate the Christmas tree together, have dinner together in a strong festive atmosphere, and quietly wait for gifts from Santa Clause. "Santa Claus" is a Christmas comedy starring Tim Allen, which was released in the United States on November 11, 1994. The movie tells the adventures of a divorced father and his 8-year-old son on the Christmas holiday.
The Santa Clause is one of the most popular Christmas movies of all time, the funny and humorous dialogues and characters made many audiences remember the father and son. The random tool lists 15 hilarious quotes from this movie.
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