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(#4) What Are Their Names?
Kid: What are their names?
Willie: Who?
Kid: The Elves.
Willie: Sh*t, I can't remember, I think one of them is Sneezy and there's a Dopey...
Kid: That's the seven dwarfs!
Willie: You're sh*ttin' me? I thought... I was thinking there was a... I don't know! F*ck, kid; I just call them you know Bub, I call them... I say hey Bub or Chief or whatever the f*ck, I tell them to make the godd*mmed toys.
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(#5) It Made Me Feel Good
Willie: You know, I think I've turned a corner.
Marcus: Yeah? You f*cking petites now?
Willie: No, I'm not talking about that. I beat the sh*t out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something.
Marcus: You need many years of therapy. Many, many f*ckin' years of therapy.
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(#8) I've Been to Prison Once
Willie: I've been to prison once, I've been married - twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in sh*t-a** Mexico for two and a half years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out, and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal. I've seen some pretty sh*tty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more a** than this!
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Bad Santa is a crime comedy released in 2003. The movie tells the story of a thief who specializes in stealing safes and finally realizes the meaning of Christmas and gives up the crime. The protagonist is a salesman who plays Santa Claus every day. In fact, he is a thief and does not believe in the legend of Santa Claus, but everyone he meets regards him as Santa Claus.
The classic black gestures and humorous dialogues and quotes in the movie make all audiences laugh and then discover that there are no fairy tales in the real world. The random tool lists 15 hilarious quotes from Bad Santa, you are sure to be interested in this movie.
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