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(#1) Brains
Tallahassee (referring to Madison): You know why she's still alive? Because zombies eat brains and she ain't got none.
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(#2) Nut Up
Tallahassee: It's time to nut up or shut up.
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(#3) Pacifists
Tallahassee: I have nothing against pacifists, I just wanna beat the sh*t out of 'em.
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(#4) Flesh-Eating Monster
Wichita: When you love something, you shoot it in the face, so it doesn't become a flesh eating monster.
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(#5) Literally Alive
Madison: I'm really good at surviving. I'm literally alive.
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(#6) Bob Dylan
Little Rock (to Berkeley): Even 12-year-olds know who Bob Dylan is, you f*cking poser.
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(#7) Enthusiasm
Tallahassee (to Madison): You'll be the first to die, but I like your enthusiasm.
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(#8) Merry Christmas
Tallahassee: Merry Christmas! What would you like, little girl?
Little Rock: I'd really like for you to stop calling me little girl.
Columbus: But do you know what I would like?
Tallahassee: I don't give a sh*t what you want.
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(#9) Old Man
Madison (looking at Tallahassee through the wrong end of binoculars): The old man is so tiny!
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(#10) Unrealistic
[Columbus puts down an issue of The Walking Dead comic book he's reading]
Columbus: This is terrifying but totally unrealistic.
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(#11) I Don't Like You
Tallahassee and Albuquerque (to each other, in unison): I don't like you. At all.
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(#12) Seatbelt Rule
Madison (after being flung from the back seat to the front): Oopsie! I forgot the seat belt rule.
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(#13) You're Welcome, America
Tallahassee (sitting down in the Oval Office): I think I would have made a damn fine president.
Wichita: You would have brought a real dignity to the office.
Tallahassee: You're welcome, America.
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(#14) Hail To The Chief
Tallahassee (entering the White House): Hail to the motherf*cking chief!
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(#15) Butt
[Madison exits the white house with multiple suitcases in tow]
Tallahassee: What in the butt?
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(#16) Paul Blart
[Tallahasse rides in on a Segway]
Madison: Hey, Paul Blart.
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(#17) Fake Fur
Madison (referring to her coat): Oh my God, please forgive me! It's fake fur!
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(#18) Random
Madison: This is soy random!
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(#19) Hacky Sack
Tallahassee (to Columbus): You hit me in the nuts with a hacky sack!
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(#20) Shot Your Alcohol
[Tallahassee tosses a bottle in the air and shoots it]
Columbus: You shot your alcohol with your gun.
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(#21) AAA
[Tallahassee is angry that Albuquerque has parked a monster truck on his car]
Albuquerque: Let me call AAA for you. I'm sure they'll be right over.
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(#22) Weed
Little Rock: You don't have weed do you?
Berkeley: Do I look like the type of person that would have weed?
Little Rock: I'm sorry.
Berkeley (whipping out a huge bag): Boom! Yeah, I got weed!
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(#23) Hallucinating
[Albuquerque and Flagstaff emerge, and it becomes clear that they resemble Tallahassee and Columbus]
Wichita: Am I hallucinating?
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(#24) Hugs
Berkeley: No guns, just hugs.
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(#25) New Kind of Zombie
Wichita: There's a new kind of zombie, better adapted to the hunt.
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