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(#1) Twelve Sharp Knives
Frank Cross: I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives.
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(#2) Nipples
Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples.
Censor Lady: But this is a Christmas show.
Frank Cross: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.
Carpenter: You can barely see them nipples.
Frank Cross: See? And these guys are really looking.
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(#3) Schmuck
Frank Cross: The Jews taught me this great word, "schmuck." I was a schmuck, and now I'm not a schmuck!
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(#4) Garden Slugs
Ghost of Christmas Past: Let's face it, Frank. Garden slugs got more out of life than you.
Frank Cross: Yeah? Name one!
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(#5) It's Christmas Eve
Frank Cross: It's Christmas Eve! It's... it's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we... we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be. It's a... miracle. It's really a sort of a miracle. Because it happens every Christmas Eve. And if you waste that miracle, you're gonna burn for it, I know what I am talking about. You have to do something. You have to take a chance. You do have to get involved. There are people that are having... having trouble making their miracle happen. There are people that don't have enough to eat or people that are cold. You can go out and say hello to these people. You can take an old blanket out of the closet and say "Here!," you can make them a sandwich and say "Oh, by the way, here!," I... I get it now! And if you... if you give, then it can happen, then the miracle can happen to you! It's not just the poor and the hungry, it's everybody's who's gotta have this miracle! And it can happen tonight for all of you! If you believe in this spirit thing, the miracle will happen and then you'll want it to happen again tomorrow. You won't be one of these b*stards who says "Christmas is once a year and it's a fraud," it's NOT! It can happen every day, you've just got to want that feeling. And if you like it and you want it, you'll get greedy for it! You'll want it every day of your life and it can happen to you! I believe in it now! I believe it's going to happen to me now! I'm ready for it! And it's great. It's a good feeling, it's really better than I've felt in a long time. I, I, I'm ready. Have a Merry Christmas, everybody.
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(#6) Champagne for 250 People
Frank Cross: We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me. Don't send the stuff that I send to other people.
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(#7) Richard Pryor
[Pours a bucket of water onto a waiter he believed was on fire]
Frank Cross: I'm sorry. You know, I thought you were Richard Pryor!
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(#8) Regret
Claire Phillips: That's the one good thing about regret, it's never too late. You can always change tomorrow if you want to.
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(#9) Russian Vodka
Frank Cross: No, you are a hallucination brought on by alcohol. Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!
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(#10) Still Trying to Save the World
Frank Cross: Same old Claire... still trying to save the world.
Claire Phillips: You still trying to run it?
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(#11) Toaster
The Ghost of Christmas Present: Oh, what is this, Frank? Oh, oh look, Frank! It's a toaster!
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(#12) Trump Tower
Frank Cross: Well, this is nice. Where are we, Trump Tower?
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(#13) Adored by Women
Lew Hayward: I was a captain of industry; feared by men, adored by women.
Frank Cross: Adored! Come on, let's be honest, Lew. You paid for the women!
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(#14) Mr. Burton
Herman: Boy, that Dick sure knows how to drink, huh?
Frank Cross: Why do you keep calling me "Dick?"
Herman: I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, I guess we don't know you well enough yet to call you Dick.
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(#15) Off Base
Frank Cross: Do you think I'm way off base here?
Elliot: Yes. You're, well, you're a tad off base, sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas Special!
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Scrooged is a comedy movie that was adapted from the famous novel "A Christmas Carol" by British writer Dickens. With the modern filming techniques of the last century and lively special effects shots, the movie has become a satirical and interesting holiday comedy. On the Christma Eva, the partner who had been dead for 7 years came back to warn Frank and announced that he would be visited by 3 ghosts. Under their guidance, the miser Frank finally understood the true meaning of Christmas.
Although the movie is a bit exaggerated, the wonderful stunts and the casts' delightful performances still attract the audience. The random tool lists 15 funny quotes from Scrooged that make all people laugh.
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