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(#1) Too Old
Roger Murtaugh: I'm too old for this sh*t!
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(#2) I Haven't Killed You Yet
Roger Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
Martin Riggs: Well, I haven't killed you yet.
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(#3) Psycho Pension
Roger Murtaugh: You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!
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(#4) A Lethal Weapon
Roger Murtaugh: I guess we need to register you as a lethal weapon.
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(#5) Why I Was Transferred
Martin Riggs: Hey, look friend, let's just cut the sh*t. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm f*cked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm f*cked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fc*ked.
Roger Murtaugh: Guess what?
Martin Riggs: What?
Roger Murtaugh: I don't want to work with you!
Martin Riggs: Hey, don't.
Roger Murtaugh: Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been f*cked!
Martin Riggs: Terrific.
Roger Murtaugh: God hates me. That's what it is.
Martin Riggs: Hate him back; it works for me.
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(#6) Drives Around This Town
Martin Riggs: You want me to drive?
Roger Murtaugh: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive.
Martin Riggs: Anybody who drives around in this town is suicidal.
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(#7) I Never Forget
Martin Riggs: The guy who shot me! The same albino jackrabbit son of a b*tch who did Hunsacker.
Roger Murtaugh: You sure?
Martin Riggs: Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an a**hole.
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(#8) A Hundred Bucks
Underage Hooker: A hundred bucks? What do you have in mind?
Martin Riggs: Well, I want you to come home and watch television with me.
Underage Hooker: That's all?
Martin Riggs: Yeah. The Three Stooges are on in 20 minutes.
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(#9) Under Your Pillow
Roger Murtaugh: What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?
Martin Riggs: I would if I slept.
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(#10) An Itch
Roger Murtaugh: I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!
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(#11) Complicated
Martin Riggs: I don't make things complicated. That's the way they get, all by themselves.
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(#12) No More Heroes
McAllister: There's no more heroes left in the world.
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(#13) You Don't Trust Me at All
Martin Riggs: You don't trust me at all, do you?
Roger Murtaugh: Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you.
Martin Riggs: Fair enough.
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(#14) You're Not Dead
Roger Murtaugh: You're breathing, you're alive, you're not dead. No, don't die. You're not dead until I tell I tell you, you got that? You got that, Riggs? You're not dead until I tell you. You got that, Riggs! You're not dead until I tell you.
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(#15) No Way
Roger Murtaugh: No way you live. No way.
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Few young people have watched Lethal Weapon that is an old movie. This is an action film directed by Richard Downer, which was released in the United States in 1987. The film tells the story of two criminal police investigating smuggling cases and fighting with former special forces soldiers who have become drug dealers. The film has the black and white partner new mode of the action-comedy, and the outstanding performance of the two protagonists became the key to the success of the film.
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