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(#1) There You Are
Buckaroo Banzai: Hey, now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cause, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
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(#2) I Can Dance
Buckaroo Banzai: You ever thought about joining me full time?
New Jersey: What do ya mean, you serious, do you have an opening?
Buckaroo Banzai: Uh huh. Can you sing?
New Jersey: A little, yeah, I can dance.
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(#3) Watermelon
New Jersey: Why is there a watermelon there?
Reno: I'll tell you later.
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(#4) Ionized
Buckaroo Banzai: I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.
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(#5) Duly Enshrined
Lord John Whorfin: May I pass along my congratulations for your great inter-dimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.
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(#6) What Is A Truck
Buckaroo Banzai: It flies like a truck.
John Parker: Good, what is a truck?
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(#7) Ain't No Tomorrow
Buckaroo Banzai: If we blow this today, there ain't no tomorrow.
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(#8) Don't Tug On That
Buckaroo Banzai: You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.
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(#9) Nothing But Time
Lord John Whorfin: Curse you, Banzai! Don't you realize what you're saying? Your whole planet's gonna be destroyed and you sit here wasting time?
Buckaroo Banzai: Time? I got nothing but time.
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(#10) Use More Honey
Lord John Whorfin: Take her to the pit. Go, Bigbooté. Use more honey. Find out what she knows.
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(#11) What You Are In the Dark
Lord John Whorfin: History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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(#12) No On Two
Mission Control: Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?
Buckaroo Banzai: Tell him yes on one and no on two.
Mission Control: Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?
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(#13) Monkey-Boy
Lord John Whorfin: Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy.
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(#14) You're Perfect
Buckaroo Banzai: That's right, let her out. I'll be responsible.
Perfect Tommy: But she's a killer.
Buckaroo Banzai: No, she's not. Now, let her out and give her your coat.
Perfect Tommy: Why me?
Buckaroo Banzai: Because you're perfect.
Perfect Tommy: You have a point there.
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(#15) Twin Sister
Penny Priddy: What do you want from me Buckaroo? Who am I?
Buckaroo Banzai: As near as I can figure, you had an identical twin sister, and I married her. But that's over now, and she's gone. And that's about all there is really to say about that.
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(#16) Weakest Individual
Lord John Whorfin: Shut up, Bigbooté, you coward. You are the weakest individual I ever know.
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(#17) I See
Perfect Tommy: Cowboy! Hold your gun in front of you, man.
New Jersey: Oh, I see. Okay.
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(#18) Booby Trapped
John Bigbooté: John O'Connor, break the window!
John O'Connor: Why me, John Bigbooté?
John Bigbooté: It might be booby-trapped!
John O'Connor: Oh.
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(#19) President Of What
Ed: President's calling, Buckaroo.
Buckaroo Banzai: The president of what?
Ed: The President of The United States.
Buckaroo Banzai: Oh.
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(#20) Anytime
Penny Priddy: Uh, Buckaroo, you... you forgot your thruster.
Buckaroo Banzai: Why don't you hold onto it for a while?
Penny Priddy: Anytime...
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(#21) Damn John Whorfin
John Bigbooté: Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on.
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(#22) My First Wife
Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie.
Reno: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way.
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(#23) She'll Hold
Perfect Tommy: Be cool. She'll hold.
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(#24) Not My Planet
John Bigbooté: It's not my godd*mn planet. Understand, monkey boy?
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The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai is a fantasy comedy released by the 20th Century Fox Film Company in 1984. The film tells the story of a team of knights preventing evil creatures from entering the human world from the eighth dimension. Buckaroo Banzai is a fantasy person, a rock musician, and a talented neurosurgeon. He is the first person who can cross three dimensions and return safely.
Although the movie looks very old fashion now, many people who have watched it are impressed by some of the interesting dialogues in the movie. The random tool lists 24 interesting quotes from Buckaroo Banzai that will make you laugh.
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