Canned Reindeer
[ranking: 14]
Because learning that Santa Claus isn't real is not traumatic enough for one lifetime, now you can eat Donner, Dasher, and of course Rudolph in canned reindeer. Described as "an indulgent Christmas treat," the Arctic delicacy will set you back around $30 for a tiny little can.
Canned Grass Jelly Drink
[ranking: 15]
There is really nothing redeeming about canned grass jelly drink. Stalks and leaves of a plant similar to mint are steamed with starch, then cooled and this jelly forms. The jelly itself, which tastes like iodine lavender, can be eaten or the bizarre gel can be made into a drink. Yuck!
Canned Duck Fat
[ranking: 17]
Many people meticulously trim their meat before cooking it and simply discard the fat. Somewhere, someone had a brilliant idea to can that fat and sell it for $60 for a tiny can, like with canned duck fat. They do say that one man's trash is another man's treasure.
Canned Scorpions
[ranking: 13]
Much like the band of the same name, scorpions are likely to "Rock You Like a Hurricane" since their venom is highly poisonous. Luckily, canned roasted scorpions are cooked and therefore safe to eat, plus they come in a smokey BBQ flavor.
Canned Hot Dogs
[ranking: 16]
It's a well-known fact that hot dogs are suspect to begin with, especially with horror stories of the weird parts of the pig that are used to create fresh hot dogs. Take that uncertainty and make it worse by putting five giant hot dogs in a can. We can only assume that the can contains just the wieners, not the buns, mustard and all the fixings. Regardless, we'll pass.
Canned Tongues
[ranking: 9]
There's a reason lamb tongues are canned. It's because eating animal tongues is disgusting, hence the excess and the need to stuff these suckers into cans for eternity. No amount of garnish or serving suggestion can make canned lamb tongues any less gross.
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