Have Two Careers, It's Easy!
[ranking: 7]
Paltrow's advice to women with multiple careers is almost insulting. Besides her own fabulous self, Paltrow uses a woman who is a runway model and web coder as her example of a working mother. What about a retail worker who has to drive an Uber to make ends meet? The advice, in that case, might be slightly different.
Most people who take up multiple jobs at once aren??t doing for the sole purpose of diversifying their fame portfolio - it's out of necessity.
How To Be A Hipster
[ranking: 11]
By the very nature of "hipsterdom," any write up on hipster places or trends immediately revokes its hipster status - it's science. What self-respecting hipster would ever go to a place that has been written about by Goop? They'd be forced to shave off their mustaches and hand in their flannel immediately.
But allegedly, Paltrow knows "where LA's most pace-setting crowd hangs out."
The French Make The Best (Fanciest) Pharmacy Products
[ranking: 19]
Paltrow gloats: "I first discovered these products in France but they are now widely available." The important takeaway of this advice is not what products to use, but that she knew about them before it was cool. Who knew Paltrow was such a hipster?
Get Great Skin By Letting Bees Sting You - Advice That Ended A Woman
[ranking: 1]
In 2018, an article in the Journal of Investigational Allergology revealed a 55-year-old woman passed from something called apitherapy. This is a form of therapy in which a patient is intentionally stung by bees. Proponents claim it can reduce inflammation and scarring, but scientists and doctors find the therapy dangerous. In the article, authors P. Vazquez-Revuelta and R. Madrigal-Burgaleta state there is limited proof the therapy is safe and that it actually has great potential to be dangerous.
This is especially true with repeated therapy, which could make someone much more sensitive to bee stings. The woman who passed from the therapy had been receiving it every four weeks for two years. During the fatal session, she lost consciousness and passed several weeks later.
As is par for the course for Paltrow and Goop, they've endorsed the treatment repeatedly even though it's widely regarded as dangerous by the scientific community. Paltrow has personally talked up the therapy both in Goop and a New York Times interview, in which she stated bee sting therapy is "pretty incredible."
A 24-Carat Gold Dildo
[ranking: 3]
Not satisfied with your intimate life? It's nothing a $15,000 24-carat gold pleasure toy can't fix. An article on Goop rounded up some "not-so-basic" intimacy toys that normal folks should totally spend their hard-earned cash on. A plastic set of handcuffs from the dollar store? Way too basic. Instead, Paltrow recommends a $189 pleasure set complete with silk cuffs and a blindfold, or a $535 whip.
If that doesn't work, you could always pick up a $395 vibrating Kiki de Montparnasse necklace that doubles as nipple clamps.
How To Build A Fort
[ranking: 20]
Paltrow offers advice on how to build a fort at home, you know, because the last thing we need is kids running around using their own imagination. The fun is really in the project managing part of it.
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