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(#1) She abuses the word "literally"
"I literally can't even right now." -
(#2) She loves Starbucks, especially pumpkin spice lattes
And takes pride in ordering drinks off of the "secret menu." -
(#3) Her casual look is leggings with Uggs and a sweatshirt
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(#4) She can tell you about the latest celebrity gossip, but has no clue what's happening in the news
"Who's Kim Jong Un? Anyway, Kourtney and Scott are totes having, like, major issues again..." -
(#5) She can communicate entirely in emojis
You're honestly torn between bewilderment and admiration. -
(#6) When drunk, she turns into a "woo girl"
She can't stop yelling it.
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(#7) She refers to her group of friends as "b*tches"
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(#8) Whenever something upsetting happens, she's quick to say, "everything happens for a reason."
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(#9) She uses words like "totes," "sesh," "amaze," "delish," and "OMG" regularly
"OMG, we had a hot make out sesh last night. It was totes amaze ." -
(#10) She totes can't control herself at Sephora
Don't even ask how much lip gloss she owns. -
(#11) She always goes as a sexy version of something for Halloween
Sexy nurse, sexy vampire, sexy inmate, even a sexy shaman... nothing is sacred. -
(#12) She's obsessed with brunch
Nearly half of her Instagram consists of filtered brunch pictures. #brunchgoals #bottomlessmimosas -
(#13) She takes horoscopes seriously
... and knows your relationship strengths and weaknesses, according to your signs. -
(#14) Her standard fall outfit consists of boots, denim jeans, and a puffy vest
Popularly dubbed "the Han Solo." -
(#15) She has inspirational quotes EVERYWHERE
You're pretty sure she'd wither and die without the constant fuel of misattributed Buddha and Gandhi quotes. -
(#16) She's into yoga and meditation - or at least she claims to be
She claims yoga is "sooooo relaxing," yet her yoga mat is collecting dust in her closet. -
(#17) Her fashion icons are reality stars
"Khloe Kardashian's eyebrows are on fleek." -
(#18) She does most of her shopping at Abercrombie, Hollister, and Victoria's Secret
And will all but sprint to the mall at the first sign of a sale. -
(#19) She owns a "Live Laugh Love" sign
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(#20) She regularly gets spray tanned or applies self-tanner
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(#21) She owns several pairs of sweatpants with "PINK" embossed across the butt
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(#22) She says she's "outraged" and "so offended" whenever she has a disagreement
Don't bother trying to make intelligent arguments... She'll block your attempts with the equivalent of putting her hands over her ears and going, "nah nah nah, I can't hear you!" -
(#23) She constantly posts sunset pictures and hashtags them #blessed
The occasional sunset pic is fine, but a constant stream of them with the #blessed hashtag? You've definitely spotted a basic b*tch.
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(#24) She has a hashtag for EVERYTHING
I dare you to find an Instagram picture without one. The limit does not exist. -
(#25) She regularly posts workout selfies
And hashtags them #fitspo, #thinspiration, and #fitisbeautiful -
(#26) She thinks she can speak Spanish
But she really only knows how to order more margaritas. -
(#27) She always requests the dressing on the side
And sends the food back if it isn't. -
(#28) She's a sucker for celebrity endorsements
"Beyonce uses it, so I'm buying it," she says as you roll your eyes. -
(#29) She refers to "Sex and the City" characters when describing life events and people
"I was sooo Samantha last night -- I can't believe I did that!"
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(#30) She owns at least one Nicolas Sparks book
And it's likely The Notebook or A Walk to Remember, which she bought after crying though one (or both) of those movies. -
(#31) She loves SkinnyGirl drinks
...and brags about how many calories she's saving. -
(#32) She has Pintrest boards full of engagement rings
No pressure.
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(#33) She watches ALL of the "Real Housewives" Shows
Bravo TV is basically her Bible. -
(#34) She only dates basic bros
You know, the kind who have more brawn than brains, and are constantly throwing frat parties, bragging about doing keg stands, revving their car engines at stoplights, and peeling out of parking lots in an attempt to impress chicks. -
(#35) She's purchased a Kardashian app
And frequently goes over her data plan using it. -
(#36) She never gets sick of "Hey Girl" memes
Anything with Ryan Gosling is totes amaze. -
(#37) Her favorite movie is "The Notebook"
And she can quote almost all of it. "If you're a bird, I'm a bird." -
(#38) She thinks a flash-mob proposal is the sweetest thing
Especially if it's set to a One Direction song. -
(#39) She wears glasses with faux frames and calls herself ~quirky~
Jess Day from New Girl is totes her spirit animal. -
(#40) Kate Middleton is ultimate #goals
You can't walk past a magazine with Kate on the cover without her grabbing it. -
(#41) She takes frequent trips to Vegas with her girls
Her Instagram blows up with drunken selfies and everything is hashtagged #whathappensinvegas. -
(#42) She knows that Marilyn Monroe quote by heart
You know the one: "I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -
(#43) She loves "Keep Calm and ___" mugs
Or posters, or clothing, or tote bags, or tumblers, or... -
(#44) She has an Eiffel Tower or "Breakfast at Tiffany's" poster
J'adore! -
(#45) She spends at least $25 a week on frozen yogurt
It's fro yo time, b*tches!
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Basic bitch is often used to describe women who were considered derogatory to pursue mainstream products and fashion trends. You have probably heard about the basic bitch. The basic bitch is hardly something any girl aspires to be in real life. For anyone who started dating, they always miss some important signs of the girl they are dating, the basic bitch maybe their girl.
To be honest, we never want to admit our mistakes and shortcomings to anyone, especially our significant other. The random tool lists 45 signs people are dating a basic bitch, it is a time to revalue your relationship.
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