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  • (#7) One Too Many Mai Tais

    Posted by Redditor /u/Transformwthekitchen:

    I went on a tinder date a couple months ago on a sunday afternoon. Met up with the guy around 3, he had a really good energy and was funny and complimentary. The place we wanted to go had a long line, so we went to another restaurant on the water for a drink and appetizers. He started slamming down Mai Tais. I had one, he had 3. They were STRONG. Like, I was tipsy borderline drunk off of one. The bar had a 2 mai tai per person limit, but he found another bartender to get his 3rd. He got drunker and drunker and started telling me he loved me, joking at first but getting increasingly serious. As we left he asked me to marry him, I kind of laughed it off, and was like “maybe we take it slow, we just met each other.” He got so mad he stormed off and left me on a street corner. Then as soon as he got home (it was 5 pm) he started texting me “come over.” And “I miss you.”

    He was 43.

  • (#14) Match Game

    Posted by Redditor /u/amym2001:

    Matched with my bff's fiancé after the engagement party. Screen shots of everything and lost my bff because I don't play that. I was uninvited to the wedding.

    Marriage lasted 18 months.

  • (#1) Saving Face

    Posted by Redditor /u/grapeflavoredorange:

    We lived about 25 minutes from each other, so agreed to meet at the beach pier about halfway between. Before meeting, we had been texting and he seemed totally normal. 

    I was already at the pier when he texted me saying he can't meet me there because his license is revoked and it's too far for him to walk. I should've just left then, but I agreed to meet him at a pizza place closer to him. I get there, and I'm standing outside when I see him, and quickly realize the pics from his profile were at least 3-5 years old. Homeboy looks like the dollar store version of himself. Greasy, looks like he hasn't showered in days, hair undone, holes in his shirt. 

    I awkwardly give him a side hug and suggest we get a seat, and he says, "Oh, no, we're not getting pizza. Let's go to the park." I awkwardly say okay, and as he talks, I realize his gums and tongue ring are stained black from smoking. By this point, I am completely turned off and am just keeping up with formalities.

    So we get to the park and find a bench to talk, and before I can sit down, homie pulls me onto his lap, squeezing me and saying, "God, babygirl, you are so cute." 

    I awkwardly scooch away and try to get a conversation going. He pulls out his phone and starts texting for a few minutes, not really listening to me, before interrupting with, "Have you smoked? My friend is a plug, we could go back to my place for a bowl." I decline. "Aw, come on, babygirl, my place is just right there. We could have some fun, too." I decline again. 

    Next thing you know, he pulls me close by the face and whispers, "You're so innocent," before broad-tongued licking my face from chin to ear. Shell-shocked, I just sit there for a moment processing what just happened before I decide to fake an urgent phone call and leave.

  • (#13) Family Affair

    Posted by Redditor /u/Geeseinfection:

    This guy asked me if I would be interested in dating his dad.

  • (#8) Package Deal

    Posted by Redditor /u/McConnells_Neck:

    It ended up being a double date with his mom and her OkCupid date. He told me that he and his mom were a "package deal." I was mortified and there was no second date.

  • (#11) Bad Sign

    Posted by Redditor /u/Rockchakra:

    First date, she wanted me to get into a bar fight with the perfectly friendly guy who'd bought us a round of shots that night. Why? Because she found out he was a Scorpio.

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Tinder has become the most popular online dating app in the world and witnessed more than 43 billion users who successfully find their lovers. But whether people want to make new friends or find a true lover, they are bound to encounter the inevitable weird people when using Tinder, including threats or propaganda of terrorism. Users of Tinder have faced many potential dangers. 

With the increase in the number of Tinder users, the number of sexual predators in Tinder has also increased, and rape and sexual assault cases have occurred frequently. The random tool shares 16 horror stories of Tinder dates you should read.

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