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(#1) User Name
Kareem (on phone to Dominic): I need you to do me a favor and sign in to find my phone for me. The user name is TossedSaladsBrokenHearts23.
Coffee: There were already twenty-two people with that user name?
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(#2) Stop Watching BET
Coffee: That could mess a kid up, seeing his mom busting down Thotiana with some guy.
Vanessa Manning: Stop watching BET.
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(#3) Martin Lawrence Joke
Detective Watts: Is your white knight saving you again?
Coffee: He's not my white knight.
Detective Watts: So he's your...black knight? Is that a f*cking Martin Lawrence joke?
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(#4) A Good Buffet
Coffee (to Kareem): If we survive, I'll take you to the nastiest strip club in all of Detroit. I actually know one with a good buffet.
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(#5) Free Kareem
Kareem: Someone call Johnnie Cochran! Free Kareem! Free Kareem!
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(#6) My Girlfriend Is Black
Coffee: It's just been a really weird day. This other officer at work called me a racist.
Vanessa Manning: What?
Coffee: I know. I was like, "My girlfriend is black."
Vanessa Manning: Oh no, you didn't say that, did you?
Coffee: No, of course not. Maybe. I did. I said it.
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(#7) Bruised Fruit
Coffee: I'm divorced. It happens. It was the right choice in my case. I guess I'm like bruised fruit. I've got a little blemish, but I'm still delicious.
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(#8) Hands On Your Boyfriend
Coffee (to Vanessa Manning): Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to step away from your clothes and put your hands on your boyfriend.
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(#9) Innocent Black Man
[Coffee shows Kareem his baton]
Kareem: You ever see how far down you can get that in your throat?
Coffee: No, because that's not what it's for.
Kareem: Or, because it tastes like the a** of an innocent black man.
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(#10) John Oates
[Coffee is listening to "Kiss on My List" by Daryl Hall & John Oates in his squad car]
Coffee: Oh, man, I would do anything to meet John Oates.
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(#11) It Can Stop A Bear
Coffee: It's mace. Police issue. It can stop a bear. Evidently, they've tested it on bears, which I don't agree with.
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(#12) Broke And Sad
Kareem (to Orlando): Coffee ain't dirty. He's the one cop you can trust. That's why he's so broke and sad.
Coffee: Thank you?
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(#13) Running's A Foreign Concept
Coffee: Trust me, I deal with sh*t like this all the time.
Kareem: And you probably run away from sh*t like this, too.
Coffee: Well, running's clearly a foreign concept to you.
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(#14) You're Not My Dad
[Coffee and Kareem are in a strip club]
Coffee: Since we're here and there are naked ladies everywhere, you got any questions? About girls? The birds and the bees?
Kareem: You're not my dad, a**hole.
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(#15) YouTube
Detective Watts: All right, guys. Let's keep this quiet. Don't shoot anybody. We don't want this sh*t on YouTube -- again.
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(#16) Why Did I Date A White Guy?
Vanessa Manning: Why did I date a white guy? My friend Sharon was right. All of you are f*cked up!
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(#17) Hepatitis
Coffee (referring to a seedy motel): This was the safest place I could think of -- at least in terms of laying low. Not in terms of hepatitis.
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(#18) Foot Rubs
Coffee (to Orlando): Wait until you find out that foot rubs are my love language.
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(#19) Trunk
Coffee (to Kareem): Get your mom out of the trunk.
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(#20) When It Comes To My Son
Vanessa Manning (to Coffee): I told you, James, when it comes to my son, I don't f*ck around.
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Coffee & Kareem is a 2020 American action-comedy. Officer James Coffee enjoys his new relationship with Vanessa Manning, but Vanessa's son Kareem plans to let them break up. In a series of accidents, Kareem had to join hands with Coffee to launch a dangerous chase in Detroit in order to protect Vanessa. Due to the outbreak of the epidemic, the film did not achieve the expected success but was controversial due to the embarrassment of adult humor in the movie.
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