Random Hilarious Conversations Twitter Users Have Overheard That Need More Context (19 items)

(#1) Striking Fear Into The Hearts Of Their Enemies
(#2) Asking If Something Is A Good Idea

Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying “Are you sure this is a good idea” and my five year old son replying “Trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life
— non podhoretz (@crookedroads770) January 23, 2021
(#3) Asking About The Description Of A Painting
(#4) Being The Same Kind Of Weird

overheard a teenage boy buying a Valentine's card that said 'we are the same kind of weird'. shop assistant said 'is this for your girlfriend?' and he said 'no, it's for my grandma'
:')
— Deirdre (@figgled) February 13, 2020
(#5) A Perfect Introduction
(#6) Making Her Go To The 'Dark Side'

Overheard in Target.

Little girl, probably 6/7 years old, clutching an Anakin lightsaber in her hands.

Mom: Don’t you want to buy some fun kitchen toys?

Girl: No, I want to defend the galaxy!

Mom: Look at this pink stuff!

Girl: You’re making me go to the Dark Side!
— Maggie Lovitt (@maggieofthetown) January 24, 2020
(#7) Going Back To An Ex From Over Forty Years Ago
(#8) The 'B' Word Is Bread
(#9) 'Hashtag Still Not Married'

Just overheard a conversation between two women in their 70’s... one of them just said “hashtag still not married!”
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) June 3, 2018
(#10) Ready To End The Day
(#11) Too Much Salt In Their Lunch

overheard two boys moving out of their dorm:
1: dude my heart genuinely hurts right now
2: (puts down box) oh no bro did you have too much salt in your lunch again?
— liv !! (@oliviabenun) June 16, 2018
(#12) Leaving A Smiley Face

i’m a server and on checks i always write “thank you” with a smiley on the top. well tonight i was serving a group of boys & i dropped the check off, turned to walk away & overheard the one who paid & he was like:
“dude. look. she put a smiley face. she freakin wants me.”
LMAOO
— Tay. (@tay_anderson07) June 2, 2018
(#13) Wishing Her Husband Had Three

Overheard a woman outside: “I wish my husband had three instead of just two”

THREE WHAT??
— Phil Lester (@AmazingPhil) January 3, 2019
(#14) Asking How to Spell Constellation

If you’re ever feeling unemployable just know that I work for a 3 billion dollar company and just overheard the following conversation:

Coworker 1: How do you spell constellation?

Coworker 2: What? Oh, Me? Gemini
— G. L. Di Vittorio (@ginadivittorio) January 10, 2019
(#15) Can't Miss Theodore's Bassoon Recital

Overheard someone hiss into their phone, “I realize that, but I cannot miss Theodore’s bassoon recital,” and now I have a new catch-all excuse
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) May 27, 2021
(#16) Ending Up On 'Black Mirror'
(#17) The Act Of 'Rickrolling'
(#18) That's Not Her Soulmate
(#19) Asking If They Deserve Ice Cream

Just overheard a very sad inner monologue from a man in the grocery store, standing in front of the ice cream section, who asked himself aloud “do I want ice cream? .... *pause* .. do I deserve ice cream ? No.”
— Tess Owen (@misstessowen) October 9, 2020