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(#10) The Only Ice
Red: I'm spending the day ice fishing.
Kitty: Well, I'll come with you. Grab a fishing stick for me!
Red: I don't wanna go.
Kitty: What? Why not?
Red: Because I don't want you to go.
Kelso: BURN!
Red: Really. I mean, Kitty, you'd hate it. It's cold and boring. And we both know the only ice you like is in your cocktails.
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(#7) Use That Line
Red: Eric, say that your job was sent to a plant in Guatela-who-the-hell cares. Now, are you gonna vote for the guy that let that happen?
Kitty: Red, President Ford didn't take your job, he took Nixon's.
Red: Eric, we're waiting!
Eric: Uh, well, I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing.
Red: Well, that's, that's perfect Eric. Use that line when you're up for Miss America.
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(#2) Happiest Day
Eric: Ground me.
Red: What?
Eric: I am not strong enough. If I'm gonna shake this Donna thing, I am gonna need some serious discipline. Please ground me.
Red: You got it, pal. You're grounded!
Eric: One more thing. Donna's in the kitchen; I need you to get rid of her for me.
Red: Do I have to be nice about it?
Eric: No.
Red: This is the happiest day of my life!
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(#17) Put Some Pants On
Red: Who the hell do you think you are? Bringing a girl into my house in the middle of the night.
Kitty: And right in our basement. We keep our Christmas decorations down there. Baby Jesus was watching.
Hyde: Told you to look where you were goin’.
Jackie: Well what idiot leaves a Lego set right in front of the door?
Eric: You knocked over my Space Command Center? I spent three hours building that.
Red: Alright. Now what is going on in my basement?
Hyde: Jackie’s been sleeping here the last couple of weeks.
Kitty: Couple of weeks. This is not the Playboy Mansion you know.
Hyde: Look, nothing was going on.
Eric: Nothing was going on? Umm, Space Command Centers were ruined!
Red: Would you please go put some pants on? This is where I eat.
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(#12) And He's Dumb
Red: I mean, he's an *ss. And he's dumb. He's a... dumb*ss!
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(#5) I Disagree
Red: Well, that's kind of stupid, Bob.
Bob: Well, I guess the truth hurts.
Red: So does a swift kick in the *ss.
Bob: All right, I'm going. But a swift kick in the *ss is not the solution to everything, Forman!
Red: I gotta disagree, Bob!
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We have all seen a lot of grumpy dads in many sitcoms, such as Archie Bunker and Phillip Banks, but Red Forman from The ‘70s Show is definitely the most memorable one. Red Forman, a fictional character played by Kurtwood Smith, is a terrifying existence that cannot be ignored. As a lifelong blue-collar worker and veteran, Red Forman stubbornly adheres to strict discipline, he often insults and threatens to beat his son.
The relationship between Red and his children is incredible, and he sometimes displays a sense of humor in his interactions with the children. The random tool lists 27 interesting quotes from Red Forman.
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