Random 'Arrested Development' Characters Based On Zodiac (12 items)

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  (#1) Bob Loblaw

  Bob Loblaw is a take-no-guff, no-nonsense attorney who's brought in to replace Barry Zuckerhorn (not for the first time) as the Bluth family lawyer. Like an Aries, he's passionate and independent. He is also very direct, like the time he initially rebukes Lindsay Bluth's advances and says, " I'll be honest. You're a nice girl but you dress like a common wh*re. And besides, I just can't go out with a client."

  As with all Aries, rather than wait for work to come to him, Bob Loblaw finds his own business by creating the Bob Loblaw Law Blog.
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  (#2) George Michael Bluth

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  Tauruses are known for being patient and supportive with their friends and family, and they can be too cautious when it comes to making big decisions. This fits George Michael to a T. While he's happy to help his family by becoming Mr. Manager in the Banana Stand, he's all too wary of telling his maybe-cousin Maeby he has feelings for her.  

  When he decides to pursue his love interest in his cousin, he does so in a very bull-like manner, throwing a series of romantic overtures her way. Unfortunately, they don't pan out the way he thinks they will. 
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  (#3) Byron "Buster" Bluth

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  At their worst, Geminis can be nervous and indecisive. They can be inconsistent, and it's a pain to get them to do anything. Even though he's not the monster he thinks he is, Buster is almost always at his worst. He can't make up his mind about what he wants to do with his life, he loves his mother but he can't grow up because of her overbearing nature, and when he left home to join Army, he was back home just as quickly. That's a total Gemini move.
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  (#4) Gob Bluth

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  As the most emotional sign in the zodiac, Cancers can be at their worst when they feel backed into a corner. To a Cancer, it can often feel like the world is against them, even if everyone is just trying to help. Gob is the ultimate Cancer. He leads with his heart in every situation, like when he fights his brother Michael for the heart of Marta.

  The Bluth family never knows how Gob is going to handle a situation, but it is almost guaranteed he will overreact in crab-like fashion.
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  (#5) George Bluth Sr.

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  Leos are the leaders of the zodiac. They instinctively take on a commanding role and expect everyone to fall in line. Likewise, George Sr. is the quintessential father. He offers advice when no one needs it, and he expects his children to do as he says but not as he does. 

  However, he's not all bad. As a Leo, he understands that he has to take care of his family whether they know they need help or not. That's why he makes sure there's always money in the banana stand.
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  (#6) Lucille Bluth

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  When it comes to formulating a plan, Virgos are the sign that knows just how to get things done. They're incredibly shrewd and analytical, which means they're hypercritical of others when they fail. Lucille has no qualms telling her children how they've failed her - repeatedly.

  Similarly, Lucille is the member of the family who's always scheming, whether everyone realizes it or not. While George Sr. is being the brash head of the household, she's making sure their family doesn't fall apart. Her shrewd nature sometimes comes at a cost to her family, who live in fear of her razor sharp critiques that can cut someone in half before she even finishes her martini. 
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  (#7) Michael Bluth

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  Libras inflict a good amount of pain upon themselves with their constant need to find a fair and just outcome for everyone they care about. This Air sign can get lost in a haze of problem-solving, and this often leads to paralyzing indecision. From moment one of Arrested Development, Michael Bluth takes on the mantle of family protector. Despite the insanity of his family, he tries to look at everything from a diplomatic perspective, just like the good Libra he is. 

  After his father is arrested, Michael decides he's going to take on the responsibility of keeping his family together. Over the course of the series, this decision drives him absolutely bananas, and no trip to Lego Land can take his mind off the task at hand. 
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  (#8) Lucille Austero

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  As the most mysterious sign in the zodiac, it's in a Scorpio's nature to keep people guessing. It's impossible to tell whether a Scorpio is planning something or just trying to keep people from getting into their personal business; whatever their secret is, they're not going to tell.

  Likewise, Lucille Austero seems like a ditzy socialite who's attracted to much younger men, but as the series progresses, it turns out she's had her hand in the Bluth business for quite some time. Sneaky Scorpio. 
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  (#9) Maeby Fünke

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  No matter what happens in the life of a Sagittarius, they can't be held down. Whether they're being moved into a model home with their entire family or falling in love with a cousin they didn't know was their cousin (Steve Holt!), a Sagittarius is going to find a way to rise above their own personal calamity. 

  Maeby begins the series as one of its most fully formed characters. She's young, but she knows she doesn't want to turn out like the rest of her relatives. She even gets a studio job before she's out of high school, and she always manages to stay one step ahead of the rest of the family. 
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  (#10) Ann Veal

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  Her? Ann is a bit of a mystery to the Bluths, especially Michael. She's withdrawn, quiet, and incredibly studious - all traits shared by her fellow Capricorns. Egg isn't over the top like the rest of the characters on the show, and that's why she tends to blend in with the scenery - something that can happen to Capricorns from time to time. 

  This sign can have a hard time letting the people they love know how they feel, and that's just how Plant is with George Michael, which puts their relationship in jeopardy. When Capricorns are sure about someone, however, they go in strong, like Ann does when she asks George Michael to teach her the ways of the secular flesh.
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  (#11) Tobias Fünke

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  People born under this sign are some of the most idealistic and innovative thinkers on the planet. That doesn't mean that their ideas are good, but it does mean they have a lot of them. Tobias has never been someone who's allowed himself to be held down by the restrictions placed on him by life - except for the restrictions of a nice pair of cut-offs. 

  If there's a status quo, Tobias is going to blow it as hard as he can to keep from being just another working stiff. An Aquarius to the end, don't expect Tobias to ever stop dreaming. He is the world's first (and only) combination analyst and therapist - or analrapist - after all.
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  (#12) Lindsay Bluth Fünke

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  The tenacity of a Pisces has to be admired. Even though they change their mind like the wind, whatever they're working on at that moment is the greatest thing they've ever done. Lindsay Bluth Fünke may be the most charming member of the family, but her erratic nature tends to lead her down a path of personal, comedic destruction. 

  If there's a cause worth fighting for, Lindsay is going to be right there on the front lines - until she finds something more interesting. Lindsay also tends to live in a fantasy world, rewarding herself with expensive clothes (on the family company card, no less) for the tiniest of tasks - even though her family is completely bankrupt.

   

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