Random Worst G.I. Joe Vehicles (23 items)

(#13) SWAMPMASHER
So much is wrong here. First, why are those tires purple? Why are there eight more tires than are realistically required? Why does the swamp need 'mashing'?
(#3) SEPTIC TANK
This is a poop box. A septic tank is basically a box. A box for poop.
(#23) OUTPOST DEFENDER
It's pretty fair to say G.I. Joe never went for subtlety. Every playset or vechicle was strapped with a few extra missiles and propellers and, what the hell, how about a purple and orange paint job?! So what's the deal with the tin roofed shack? The big accessories? Sandbags. Was there no more money in the budget?
(#6) BUZZ BOAR
You think this looks cool until you realize its a Kamikaze vehicle for the Cobra grunt with nothing else to lose. How else is that giant sawblade going to do any damage unless it rolls right into G.I. Joe's base and eventually falls on one side.
(#10) RADAR RAT
Remember how your older brother got that awesome HISS Tank and Stinger? Well you get to have the go-kart with all the radar dishes attached! Have fun parking this guy and imagining that you're searching for a clear frequency.
(#16) GENERAL
Oh, you guys weren't even trying this Christmas season were you? That's just a collection of leftover vehicles mashed together isn't it?