Random Ways Of Breakup According To Zodiac Signs (12 items)

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  (#1) Aries (March 21 - April 19)

  You tend to be impulsive, Aries. This means that if you and your beau happen to be in a massive fight, you might just end things right then and there. You probably did it with a lot of pizzazz, too, you hot-headed Ram. 

  Since you can be quick to pull the breakup trigger, your breakups are often temporary. Once you cool down from whatever triggered the decision, you might regret your choice. 
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  (#2) Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

  You are all about stability, routine, and your home. When you decide to pull the plug on your relationship, you've thought about it long and hard. After all, one of the best creature comforts is having someone to wake up next to. 

  So once you finally do end things, it's for real. There is no on-and-off again for you, Taurus. You gave it your all and you are ready to move on. 
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  (#3) Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

  You tend to put your soon-to-be-exes through the ringer, Gemini. If you're considering a break from your significant other, chances are you've gone back and forth with the decision - and likely caused your partner confusion in the process.

  However, once you finally do decide to end things... you chicken out. Instead of delivering one of the many speeches you wrote in your head, you annoy your beau until they break up with you. You'll purposefully miss important events, phub your partner, and do everything that makes their skin crawl. Once it's all said and done, your ex probably doesn't think too highly of you. 
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  (#4) Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

  Breaking up always tends to feel difficult for you, Cancer. It takes the right person (and a lot of patience) to break your shell, so once someone is in your life, it's hard to imagine them not being a part of it. 

  So when you break up with someone, you have to explain to your now-ex that you truly did everything you could to make it work. If they didn't hurt you too badly, you may even try to be friends - even if that's not the best idea for the other person. 
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  (#5) Leo (July 23 - August 22)

  If there's one thing that drives you mad, Leo, it's being embarrassed or slighted by others. If you're breaking up with your significant other, chances are you aren't feeling as seen as you would like to be in the relationship. 

  In order for you to process the breakup, you need your now-ex to know exactly how they wronged you. You may admit to a little fault, but ultimately, it was them not working out for you. 
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  (#6) Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

  If only your significant other had listened to you, Virgo, this whole breakup could have been avoided. At least that's what you tell yourself. 

  A perfectionist Earth sign, you have to have things your very own meticulous way; otherwise, you're thrown off. If you feel your partner's actions (or inactions) are to blame for the end of the relationship, you will let them know. You may even pull the martyr card, claiming you did everything in your power to bend over backward for them - even if that wasn't necessarily the case. 
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  (#7) Libra (September 23 - October 22)

  Confrontation is not your strong suit, Libra, which makes breaking up with someone one of the most agonizing things you'll have to do. You tend to put off breaking up with your partner for as long as possible, hoping that somehow everything will resolve itself. This means you tend to stay in relationships longer than is healthy for you. 

  Still, your fair-minded values tell you to break up with your significant other in person, no matter how hard it is. You do it in private and make it quick, like ripping off a Band-Aid. 
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  (#8) Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You Ghost

  You can love deeply, Scorpio, but you are also known for having a guarded heart. If you feel like you are losing control in a relationship - or as if your partner might break up with you - you vanish.

  You might give your partner a quick reason as to why you are ending things, but there are no questions afterward. Just like a scorpion's sting, Scorpio's breakup style tends to leave a mark. 
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  (#9) Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

  You are a visionary, Sagittarius. Nothing makes you happier than learning, exploring, and expanding your mind. If you feel like your partner is putting any sort of restrictions on you, it won't end well. 

  As a brazen Fire sign, you sometimes lack tact when having sensitive conversations. This includes breakups. When you decide a relationship needs to end, you bluntly explain why this isn't working anymore - and then you're off on your next adventure. 
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  (#10) Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You Treat It Like A Business Transaction

  You are the highest achiever of the zodiac, Capricorn, and that's not by coincidence. Hardworking and ambitious, you are able to logically lay out plans and strategies, and breakups are no exception. 

  Even if it was the steamiest of romances, you are able to put aside your emotions and discuss why this partnership is no longer working in your favor. You view heartbreak as a rough but necessary part of life, and you approach it in a calm, somewhat removed manner. 
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  (#11) Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

  Things have been going great in this relationship - or have they? You like to retreat to your thoughts, Aquarius, and sometimes at the least opportune moments. You may have had a hunch that this relationship was souring, but it's during this single stray thought that you make your decision - and quickly. You walk out on a lukewarm date, knowing this won't work out. 

  Even if you don't ghost in the middle of dinner, you do tend to take your exes by surprise when you cut things off. 
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  (#12) Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

  You are such a sensitive soul, Pisces. Even if you know that you need to end your relationship, you can't stand the idea of hurting your partner.

  In an attempt to exit the romantic relationship with your friendship still in tact, you try to set up your ex with a friend. After all, what's better than having two people you care about being together?

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