Random Top Quotes From 'Rick and Morty' That You Can't Miss (24 items)

(#4) Glip Glops

Rick: It's like the N word and the C word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.
(#3) Weddings

Rick: Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
(#19) Kennedy Sex Tunnels

President: Here's the adventure: some kind of alien goo-ga has infested the Kennedy Sex Tunnels. I want it hunted down and taken out.

Morty: "Kennedy Sex Tunnels"?

President: Naturally you'll forget you saw them, along with, in order of national embarrassment: the Truman Cocaine Lounge, the McKinley Hooker Dump, and the Lincoln Slave Colosseum. He didn't free them all. And let me know when you're done.
(#7) Would Rather Die

Dr. Wong: Why didn't you want to come here?

Pickle Rick: Because I don't respect therapy. Because I'm a scientist. Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do anything. I think it's helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind [belch] we value in the animals we eat, but not something I want for myself. I'm not a cow. I'm a pickle. When I feel like it. So... you asked.

Dr. Wong: Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk to belittle my vocation, just as you chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe - and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces, your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my a**. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people... well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose.
(#11) Common Denominator

Mr. Goldenfold: Now who can tell me the common denominator of these two fractions? You don't know or you're just bored?

Morty: Hey listen, you know, if we're all bored over here, wouldn't the common denominator be you?
(#24) Your Own Person

Stacy: Should I go?

Morty: You're your own person, Stacy.

Stacy: Then I'd like to stay.