Random Strip Club Employees Describe How Dirty They Really Are (18 items)

• (#16) Whatever covers the floor causes rashes

  "I used to be a dancer. I couldn't let any party of my body but my shoes touch the stage or I would get these immediate, disgusting breakouts and have to wipe the area clean with straight rubbing alcohol."
• (#6) Blacklights serve a dual purpose

  "The black lights are for fluid detection so that employees can track down stains for spot cleaning, but they also have a way of obscuring skin imperfections and blurring some ethnic lines that may turn some men off."
• (#2) Employees pee in sinks rather than toilets

  "The first club that I worked in had roughly 10 girls that were brought to work from a different country. They would get up onto the counters and urinate into the sinks. We never knew why. Obviously, that was more so in the staff/dancer bathrooms, not the ones intended for public. Regardless, it was disgusting to think that we staff were to wash our hands there and then handle drinks."
• (#10) Carpet holds on to any liquid

  "It's dirty. The staff does the best they can, and we have a cleaning crew every night, but carpet and clubs are always a dicey mix. Dirty feet, spilled drinks, vomit, plus other unsavory fluids are hard to get out of carpet permanently."
• (#12) If you're willing to touch something on the floor, you can keep it

  "I used to be a cocktail waitress at a club for about eight months. The place was dirty as hell. But when you do clean up you can usually find money! Just on the floor or by the couches. (I never touched the cushions) I found money all over the place. Even a hundred once. And a giant bag of pot!"
• (#14) The bathroom floors are only cleaned out of necessity

  "I never once saw anyone clean the floors or bathrooms. Except for one time when a guy projectile vomited on the floor and it was mopped up with dirty water. No sanitizer."

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