Random People Share The Secret They're Taking To The Grave (21 items)

• (#2) Cheaters Do Sometimes Prosper

  From BantKane: 

  "There was a math competition/test in grade 8, and this was to actually decide who got the math award at graduation […] There was about 15 of us in a computer lab, all spaced apart, the test was done on a math program […] it was some long a*s weird word problem that was actually meant to confuse us. Well while the teacher was explaining the test I was clicking through one of the network drives and I found a folder that said Final.Test.William (my name is William). I was like "That's really weird I don't remember making this?" so I opened it up, and BOOM! it had the answer for our competition. 

  So I quickly copy and pasted it onto Word so no can see, and then once we started I minimized Word into the corner and re-wrote out the answer in my own words […] then I told the teach I was done. He came over and was amazed how fast I completed the test. 

  Graduation comes and I receive the math award and the teacher explains how amazed he was how fast I had completed the test in record time. I found out that day the teacher's name was also William." 
• (#9) Flowers In The Attic Vibes

  From trash_dis_junk: 

  "My extremely close, fun, trusting, platonic friendship with my sister is largely the result of the lust I once felt for her. 

  I'm a couple of years older than my sister, but we started puberty at about the same time [..] when she started developing her body I was attracted to it. Very. 

  Now, she was a bit of a brat growing up, and we treated her like it, so she must have noticed when I started treating her differently. As far as I could (and can) tell, she was appreciative that at least one person in the family enjoyed spending time with her. Wrestling on the couch. Playing video games together. Going to the local pool. I was damn distracted, but still enjoying my time with her. Trying desperately not to be caught […] sneaking glances or be too obvious with my physicality. 

  It was torturous. The cognitive dissonance between caring about her and what's appropriate in general, and desperately wanting her body, was one of the biggest struggles of my childhood. I remember one night on vacation we slept in the same bed in a hotel room. I stayed up the whole night, all too aware of her beside me. How thin her pajamas were, how easy it would be to stick out my hand and explore, wondering if it would wake her up. 

  Fortunately, I won this struggle. Nothing happened that night. Shortly afterward, I decided that I needed to get my life back in order […] and decided to completely repress any urges or thoughts related to her whatsoever." 
• (#1) There's Having An Embarrassing Dad, And Then There's Having A Nazi Dad

  From Kevinera:  

  "My dad's a National Socialist and he regularly goes to meetings, I was raised on Germanic folklore and the idea that I'm superior to others because I'm of German decent. I have plenty of Jewish and Slavish friends and I just tell them my dad died when I was younger […] my dad's a Nazi" 
• (#5) Hypocritical Family Members Don't Deserve Kept Secrets

  From purpleclouds: 

  "Probably not going to the grave with it because [I'm] sure the rest of my family will find out about this (some family already knows and that[']s how I found out) but I just found out that my homophobic/racist as f*** step-brother who is a marine has been doing gay porn for the last few years. 

  Apparently, he is one of this sites['] top stars or whatever and it all has a military theme. I just found this out 3 days ago.." 
• (#20) When You've Got To Go, You've Got To Go

  From Frustrated_Pyro:

  "Riding in the car with one of my best friends. He suddenly has a very distressed look on his face and frantically starts stuttering about needing to find a restroom. I will never forget the sound not 10 seconds later of him sh**ing himself in the driver seat. I laughed my a** off all the way back to his house. I promised I'd never tell anyone."
• (#21) Parents Forget To Clear Their Search History Too

  From twelvehatsononegoat:

  "I was using my dad's computer and it auto-completed "(our city) escorts." I was fourteen and had no idea what to do. It's been 8 years now so I feel it's kind of past the familial statute of limitations."

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