Random People Describe the Creepiest Person They Ever Met (25 items)

• (#24) Strange Homeless Man

  "My friends and I were on the subway and a homeless man came and sat across from us. He had a bottle of vodka and a cup full of change. He looked at my blonde friend and said, 'You have pretty hair, you must be a viking.' He then put the cup of change to his lips, tilted it back, coughed/choked a little, and said, 'What goes in must come out!'"
• (#11) Creepy Principal and Creepier Hockey Fan

  "Two stories, one creepy to me and one creepy to other people.

  "The first one happened at my old high school. I was walking down the hall when my principal just randomly reaches out and touches my stomach. Really really low on my stomach, like he had been reaching for my junk and missed. This is the same guy who "accidentally" grabbed one of my friend's t*ts.

  "Second story happened at the Red Wings VS Predators game a couple weeks ago. Game's almost over, when a super creepy guy (bald, glasses, pedo-stache) sits in front of us and just starts leering at this little girl a couple rows over. I mean, he literally never stops looking at her. For like ten minutes, he's just staring her down. Creepiest f*cking thing I've ever seen."
• (#13) Horror Movie Lady

  "In Miami at about 2 AM, walking back to the hotel, I spot a homeless woman holding a pair of scissors and cutting the hair of a small plastic toy doll (like a Barbie, but bigger). She was singing some kind of lullaby, completely entranced by the doll, when she started laughing and cutting the doll's head off. She had this kind of shrieking laughter mixed with crying, something out of a horror movie.

  "Then she looked up and stared me straight in the eyes, her hands still cutting the doll's head and body. I was freaked the f*ck out. If it wasn't for the alcohol in me, I probably would have peed myself."
• (#2) Amateur Photographer

  "A guy I briefly dated in high school. At first I thought he was awkward and charming. But then I visited his bedroom and there were pictures of me sleeping attached to his ceiling."
• (#15) Stalker Ex-Boyfriend

  "I was thinking about this earlier and my answer would have to be my housemate's ex. She moved into my house after breaking up with him.

  "For months after that, he'd try to stop by unannounced, evidently functioning under the delusion that they were still dating. She tried to remain civil with him at first, but he slowly went off the deep end.

  "I think the breaking point was when he left the full length mirror adorned with bizarre Post-It notes on the deck when no one was home. I recall one saying that she was his little chicken bacon ranch pizza.

  "He also kept calling her mom since she has dementia and would forget her daughter was no longer dating him.

  "To make an already long story short, he ended up stealing a grand from her bank account (change your passwords after you break up!) and sending an e-mail to her current boyfriend threatening to set his house on fire. Thankfully, the police got on the case and he finally got the hint. Hopefully some jail time to boot."
• (#4) Unnerving Co-Worker

  "A creepy guy who works at my local Walmart was sitting and talking to me one day (I worked there too, at the time). He felt the need to confide in me that at one point in his youth he went to the house of his crush, crawled in her open window, and hid under her bed before she came home for the night. He stayed there until she came home, changed, and had fallen asleep. He just slipped right back out the window and into the night. 

  "My box spring has been on the floor ever since."

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