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  • (#24) You Wanna Fight, Bro?

    From Redditor u/RufusTheDeer:

    My first girlfriend told me once that I loved my dog more than her. I said that I did and she didn't talk to me for a week, which at the time felt like an eternity. We ended up getting back together for another month. She broke up with me because she found these guys at the flee market who were hitting on her, gave them my number, and they called to "fight for her". I said no

  • (#11) I Choose Tuna

    From Redditor u/Buegs:

    "We have to break up. I mean, we can't even get married... you're allergic to fish!"

    She chose the occasional tuna sandwich over me. I laughed and still tell the story so I guess it's a win!

  • (#3) It's Just Not Ladylike

    From Redditor u/highpockets1925:

    Actually had a guy dump me because I'm a carpenter, and according to him, it's just not lady like

  • (#8) Thanks For The Popcorn

    From Redditor u/billbapapa:

    "Dumped" might be extreme, but on a first date, girl asked me to go buy her popcorn literally as the movie started, so I did, whispered as I was getting up, "you want butter on that?".

    Brought it back and she says, "Is there butter on this?" I said, "yes, I asked and you said 'yeah'" and she said, "no, I specifically said, 'nah'"...

    I thought she was joking or something, it was like a Seinfeld bit. So I said, "Well, maybe this just isn't going to work out."

    And she said, "I think you're right. Thanks for nothing."

    And f***ing left.

    But she took my popcorn. She should have thanked me for f***ing that.


  • (#19) Let's Change The Subject

    From Redditor u/ionised:

    Because I asked her if -- for once -- I could talk about my day.

    Nope. Not an option.

    Looking back, thank f*** that happened, but the fallout is still immense.

  • (#7) How Dare You

    From Redditor u/iamkokonutz:

    My ex's cat was named "Ben". The girl I was dating's cat was named "Bundles".

    One day, I called "Bundles", "Ben". She asked me what I just called her cat. I thought about it, and then remembered that was my ex's cat's name. I laughed and told her and she was super unimpressed. Broke up with me the next day.

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Most people would agree that there are some ways to make ending a relationship a little easier, as well as some ways that are not calm and friendly. It is better to have some thoughtful and gentle ways to solve problems in a relationship, rather than some more cruel ways of breaking up with someone, some of which can cause serious, long-term psychological harm to another person.

A cruel breakup will forever change the trajectory of a person's handling of interpersonal relationships. The random tool lists the 27 stories of people who have been dumped due to the most ridiculous reasons.

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