Random Obscure But Memorable One-Joke Golden Age Simpsons Characters (15 items)

(#14) Asa Glick

Episode: S2 E21 "Three Men and a Comic Book"
When Bart does chores for Mrs. Glick, he hears the story of her long-dead brother Asa. If only Reggie had made a better first impression, Asa might have tossed the grenade sooner.
(#13) Worker and Parasite

Episode: S4 E22 “Krusty Gets Kancelled”
Eastern Europe's favorite cat-and-mouse team is a parody of the time when Tom and Jerry was outsourced to animators in Czechoslovakia in the early '60s. The low-quality animation and violence were panned by fans and critics alike.
(#4) Fuzzy Bunny

Episode: S3 S23 "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
Fuzzy Bunny is the titular character from a sex education film in which he and Fluffy Bunny don't ruin their fun by giving in to their throbbing biological urges. Mrs. Krabappel's verdict on their wedding night, "she's faking it," suggests that maybe they should have.
(#8) Sugar Thief

Episode: S6 E2 "Lisa's Rival"
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. That's if you don't let your guard down for even a split second, because there's always an old-timey English gentleman waiting to swoop in and nick it.
(#10) Ice Expedition Team

Episode: S5 E4 "Rosebud"
They lost four men on the last expedition, but there's no better way to get ice that sells for $1 a bag.
(#11) Cayman Islands Banker

Episode: S7 E15 "Bart the Fink"
In one of those jokes that has aged a little too well, Krusty's long history of tax evasion is rumbled when his offshore bank manager inadvertently gives the game away. While he shouldn't have said Krusty had a secret, illegal account, it was an awfully hot day.