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    (#45) Deep Space Homer

    • Feb 24 1994

    Another ep from a later set of seasons that had shining brilliance all over it. And possibly my most favorite Simpsons quote ever:

    Kent Brockman: The spacecraft has apparently been taken over – "conquered" if you will – by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain. There is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

    Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later. I'll go a little later.' And then when I got there, they told me he'd just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he would ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again! I'm going into space right now!

    Homer: The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

    Mr. Burns: Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya. (Smithers whispers to him) And by that, I mean, it's time for the worker of the week award.
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    (#16) The Twisted World of Marge Simpson

    • Jan 19 1997

    Marge wants to start her own business and (after an awesome trip to the Franchise Convention) decides on Pretzels. Which Homer helps her fund by borrowing money from the mafia.

    Frank: Congratulations, and welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.
    Marge: When can I start? Where's my territory?
    Frank: Your..territory...well, lemme tell ya. Wherever a young mother is ignorant of what to feed her baby, you'll be there. Wherever nacho penetration is less than total, you'll be there. Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there.
    Marge: Don't forget fat people. They can't stop eating!
    (Homer walks by)
    Homer: Hey, pretzels!

    Marge: Homer! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?
    Homer: (swallowing beer) In those words? Yes.

    This is a black day for baseball...

    Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that. Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford.
    Homer: You can call them Whitey-whackers!
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    (#9) Homer the Smithers

    • Feb 25 1996

    Another brilliant Swartzelder ep. Mr. Burns could be one of my top 5 favorite characters, and this ep is full of everything that makes him so great.

    Homer: Here are your messages: You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube.
    (Phone Rings)
    Homer: Hello, Mr. Burns' office.
    Mr. Burns: Is it about my cube?

    Bart: What did you get that for?
    Homer: For knocking Mr. Burns out of a 3rd story window.
    Bart: Makes sense to me.
    Lisa: Did he die?
    Homer: What am I, a doctor?
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    (#23) One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish

    • Jan 24 1991

    This one doesn't, perhaps, hold up as well as some. Mostly because it's pretty early and the animation is still a bit crude. But I included it because when I first saw it, it made me laugh for days. And even now, I still have enormous chunks of it in my brain. Everything to do with Homer dealing with the fact that he's going to die... from reading the brochure in the doctor's office ("So, You're Going To Die")

    Dr. Hibbert: You have twenty-four hours to live.
    Homer: Twenty-four hours!
    Dr. Hibbert: Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long

    Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
    Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!
    Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.
    Homer: Why you little!
    Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
    Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear?
    Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
    Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
    Dr. Hibbert: Finally, acceptance.
    Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
    Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.
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    (#15) Homer Badman

    • Nov 27 1994

    Homer is accused of sexual assault when he pulls the Gummmi Venus De Milo off the babysitter's ass. But the true star of this episode is the TV show "Rock Bottom", which is a direct mockery of "Hard Copy" and the satire is spot on.

    (In an edited version of his interview with Godfrey Jones, the splices can be told because the clock in the background keeps changing times.)
    Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on / her / sweet can... / so I grabbed / her / sweet can... / Ohhhh, just thinking about / her / can... / I just wish I had / her / sweet, sweet / s/s/sweet can...
    Godfrey: So, Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense? (we see a still video shot of Homer looking lustful) Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further! (the frozen image of Homer begins to slowly zoom in) No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! M-Mr. Simpson! NOOOO!
    (freeze frames on the screaming Godfrey)
    Announcer: Dramatization may not have happened.

    Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we do believe in you, we really do.
    Bart: It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.
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    (#39) The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

    • Feb 09 1997

    This was a rare one from later seasons after the show started to sort of lose writers and quality. But some of the commentary, the gags, really shone. Poking fun at the idea of a show going stale and the terrible, unimaginative ways to "fix" it... we've all seen it happen a million times.

    Krusty: Once in a great while, we are privileged to experience a television event so extraordinary, it becomes part of our shared heritage. (Pictures on a man on the moon appear in the background) 1969: Man walks on the moon. (picture of astronaut playing golf on the moon) 1971: Man walks on the moon… again. Then, for a long time, nothing happened. Until tonight.

    Homer: Will this episode be going to air live?
    June: No Homer, very few cartoons go to air live. It's a tremendous strain on the animators.

    Comic Book Guy: Last night's Itchy & Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
    Bart: Hey, I know it wasn't great, but what right do you have to complain?
    Comic Book Guy: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.
    Bart: What? They've given you thousands of hours of entertainment for free! What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them!
    Comic Book Guy: Worst episode ever

    Homer: I'm the worst Poochie, ever.
    Lisa: No, it's not your fault, Dad. You did fine. It's just that Poochie was a soulless by-product of committee thinking. You can't be cool just by sprouting a bunch of worn-out buzzwords.

    Krusty: (Brainstorming about Poochie) So he's proactive, huh?
    Network Executive: Oh God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
    Writer: Excuse me, but, "proactive" and "paradigm?" Aren't those just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
    (Silent pause in the room.)
    Writer: I'm fired, aren't I?
    Roger Meyers Jr.: Oh, yes.

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