Random Nerdy Fictional Villains You Would Be Based On Your Zodiac (12 items)

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  (#5) Lord Voldemort

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part I, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2, J.K. Rowling: A Year in the Life, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter

  Though there are a few signs that share traits with He Who Shall Not Be Named, like the students at Hogwarts, the Dark Lord can only belong to one house. He is boisterous, powerful, difficult to ignore, and ignorant to the perils of reality, just like a Leo on a bad day. 

  Once he gets his body back in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the wizarding world's ultimate bad guy struts his stuff like he's royalty - which, if power and control are all you need to be in command, he really is the ruler of the wizards - until Harry Potter inevitably takes him down. 
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  (#1) Darth Vader

  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, The Making of Star Wars, Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode III, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, The Benchwarmers, Once Upon a Jedi, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Young Wonder, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Holiday Special, Star Wars

  Darth Vader can and often goes from zero to Force-choking Imperial generals in seconds. Just like an Aries, he is headstrong and opinionated, which is only problematic when he takes to slaying his crew because someone disagreed with him. With Vader, it's not a question of "if" but "when" he's going to unleash his wrath, and there's no getting around the fact that he often seems to be looking for an excuse to show off his control of the Force. 

  Aries, too, can be combative when they feel hurt, betrayed, or otherwise upset. Though they love a good challenge and are often stubborn enough to see things through to the end, Aries can occasionally be blind to the will of those around them and are quick to take out their frustrations on the nearest background character. 
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  (#10) Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): The Plague

  The Plague from Hackers holds no allegiances to anyone other than himself. He may be working for the Ellingson Mineral Company, but he's in business for himself. Like every Capricorn, The Plague is in it to win it, and he's not bringing anyone to the top with him. If you get in his way, he'll do everything he can to keep you pinned down. 

  Even when Zero Cool puts his crew of hackers together to defeat Plague, the Capricorniest of villains still thinks he can take them on all by himself. His determination to succeed on his own is why Capricorns can relate to him above anyone else. 
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  (#4) Dracula

  Dracula is such an emotional vampire, just like Cancers. He pretends like he's making decisions for the benefit of those he loves, Mina Harker for example, but he's really just trying to carry out some bizarre plan where he gets to be happy despite the fact that his happiness is actually going to hurt those around him. 

  Dracula, like Cancers, lacks patience and therefore has a tendency to make selfish decisions. Though most Cancers are often sentimental about their friendships, they can also fall into self-pity given the right circumstances. These traits are not inherently harmful, but they become especially questionable when applied to a creature of the night. 
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  (#6) Hans Gruber

  • Die Hard, Die Hard with a Vengeance

  The only thing that can bring down Hans Gruber is the thing he didn't plan for, John McClane. Gruber is the ultimate Virgo. He hems and haws over a plan until it's perfect, and then he plans the fallout just in case. Structure and logic are what drive this villain, and they're also what make him precarious. 

  Gruber's meticulous attention to detail is what allows him to almost escape from Nakatomi Plaza with $640 million in bearer bonds, and is also an identifying trait for Virgos who have a tendency to be analytical when it comes to matters of emotion, skill, and practicum. 
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  (#8) Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Kilgrave

  The worst of the Scorpios have a tendency to act a bit too much like Marvel's Kilgrave. He is creepy, manipulative, self-motivated, driven, and psychopathic. Although Scorpios, even on their bad days, are not actually evil, they also aren't like everyone else. They often have intense passions which can be deeply upsetting to those around them if they aren't careful. 

  Similarly, Jessica Jones's nemesis leans into his natural Scorpio tendencies to make everyone around him into his personal plaything; and when he can't do that, he manipulates the environment in order to make people feel ominously creeped out. 

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