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(#1) Heart Attack or Flatulence?
"Once witnessed a man eat four plates of food piled high (I'm talking Southern food, so it was all fried foods), claim he was having a heart attack and clutch his chest, then let out the biggest, most foul-smelling fart I have ever experienced.
"After he laughed about it, he continued to go back and eat two more plates of entrees, and a plate of desserts."
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(#2) A New Dipping Sauce Applicator
"I once saw a really fat dude at a Chinese Buffet smear ranch dressing from his wrist to elbow, then as he ate, he brushed the food along the dressing before putting into his mouth."
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(#3) Don't Let Incontinence Spoil a Good Time
"Once, while working at the Golden Corral, I witnessed this very big lady started soiling her pants on the way to the bathroom. The poop kept falling through her shorts on the floor, in front of the bars and everything and everyone. After going to the bathroom, she proceeded to go back to her table and keep on eating. True story."
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(#4) Shell Your Shrimp
"My dad went with one of his weightlifting buddies to an all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet. The guy starts taking down shrimp at an incredible pace, without even bothering to deshell them.
"After consuming a couple pounds of the shrimp, he looks stricken and excuses himself. Dad follows him outside to see him leaning against a lamppost, dry heaving. The man eventually regurgitates what Dad could only describe as a 'shrimp log' - he basically puked up a compressed wad of shrimp shells, the way an owl pukes up a pellet of bones and fur after it eats a rat.
"When he was done, he wiped his mouth, lumbered back into the restaurant, and kept eating."
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(#5) Leave No Roll Behind
"Watched a lady get a to-go box and fill it up to the top. The bottom of the Styrofoam was about to give out when she dropped an egg roll on the ground. She then proceeded to pick it up with her toes (she was wearing flip-flops) and place it in the box."
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(#6) How to Tell the Bread Is Fresh
"I was about five at the time and my uncle took me to Hometown Buffet. He told me there was a trick to tell if the rolls were fresh or not. His trick was to pick up a roll, lick it, and then if it wasn't fresh enough, he put it back."
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(#7) You Gonna Eat That?
"Once, at a Golden Corral, a morbidly obese woman whom I've never met saw me cutting the fat and gristle off my steak from across the aisle. She told me it was 'the best part' and asked if she could have it. I was too stunned to do anything but give her my plate and she ate the fat."
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(#8) Pull Up a Chair (Literally)
"My friends and I would go to this Chinese buffet every now and then. Super huge guy, had to be at least 450 pounds, would pull the table up to the actual buffet counter and sit at the buffet itself. He would shovel what was in reach onto his plate and the woman with him would get the rest. If you wanted anything from the area he was blocking, you had to scoop it from the other side. The employees let him do it because he was regular."
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(#9) Children Dining on the Floor Like Dogs
"Lady came in with two small kids. Said she wouldn't pay for two kids because they wouldn't be eating. We were curious where the kids went at one point and found she was feeding them under the table like dogs."
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(#10) A Spoonful of Butter Makes the Pancake Go Down
"I worked at a brunch buffet. There was this one guy who got nothing but a plate of pancakes and a bowl of butter. We are talking about a cereal-size bowl full of butter. He had a spoon in one hand and a fork in the other. He would take a piece of pancake and put it in his mouth and then take a hefty spoon full of butter and put it in his mouth. This was for six diner-sized pancakes and every bite was a spoon full of butter."
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(#11) Mr. Potato Head
"Some dude just picked up the tub of mashed potatoes. No gravy or anything. Took it to his table, ate the entire thing, paid, and left. I cooked those mashed potatoes, There were 100 potatoes in that tub."
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(#12) And They Say Kids Aren't Useful
"At a Golden Corral, I saw a family come in. Mom, dad, one kid, and one baby. The mom got a high chair on wheels for the kid, and then left the kid in a car seat at the table. She pushed the high chair to the buffet and proceeded to stack plates on it like her own personal table on wheels.
"She never put the kid in the high chair."
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(#13) Prime Rib Theft
"I saw a huge fat guy take an entire prime rib at Kings Table. The guy carving it walked away for some reason so this dude just stabs his fork in the huge slab of beef and puts it on his plate. They let him eat all he could, then banned him for life."
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(#14) Dessert for Two... Or One
"I was in Las Vegas with two coworkers and we went to the Wynn Buffet. Sitting next to us was a couple. The man was very thin and the girl was morbidly obese. They went to the dessert section and chose what looked like all 50 of the desserts. They sat there and he hand -ed her all the desserts, one by one. He ate nothing, then they left."
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(#15) Match the Napkin to Its User
"I was once a customer at a Golden Corral in Florida and a morbidly obese guy came in. He was as wide as the table at which he was sitting. He pulled out a bath towel and tucked it in like a napkin. This dude came to play."
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(#16) Nap Between Meals
"Worked at the Pizza Buffet. Dude came in for lunch buffet and ate a pretty good amount. Fell asleep in his booth for a few hours, then ate buffet again for dinner."
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(#17) Vandal Seeks Revenge for Chocolate Fountain
"A few years back when Golden Corral first got the chocolate fountains, I went there and was going to try it out. As I was walking up to the fountain and I started to contemplate what I was going to have, a toddler takes his drink and just pours it into the fountain and ruins it. So anyway, the manager comes over and is going ballistic because they had just set it up for the day and now they would completely have to replace the chocolate.
"Shortly after, this man comes up and decides he wants some chocolate brownies, but he can't get any, as the machine is being purged in the back of the place. So what does he do? The guy just puts his tray down and leaves the restaurant, goes to the toddler's family's car, and slashes their tires. He was never caught after that. That man was a different kind of devoted that the world needs."
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(#18) Don't Fight Over Spilt Food
"I watched a fight break out between a customer and a manager at an all-you-can-stack restaurant. (You pay for a plate, and you can take as much as you can stack on a single plate.) This guy had his plate stacked about a foot high with food. As he was reaching for a serving spoon, he dropped his plate. He demanded another. The manager got angry and told him he shouldn't have stacked it so high. He refused to give the man a refund, pointing to a sign that said something about paying for dropped food. Apparently this wasn't the first time this had happened."
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