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(#1) Cleverness
Cersei: You know that you're not half as clever as you think.
S2E1, "Valar Dohaeris"
Tyrion: That still makes me twice as clever as you. -
(#2) Honor
Tyrion: I'm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence.
S2E2, "The Night Lands" -
(#3) Incest
Cersei: It's all fallen on me...
S2E2, "The Night Lands"
Tyrion: As has Jaime repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon. -
(#4) BAM!
Cersei: “Ah yes, the famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns."
Olenna: “And the famous tart, Queen Cersei."Cersei: “As for your veiled threats…"
S5E6, “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken”
Olenna: “What veil?" -
(#5) Uncurable Disease
Bronn: There's no cure for being a c*nt.
S2E4, "Garden of Bones" -
(#6) Tit for Tyrion’s Tat
Varys: “Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head."
S5E2, “The House of Black and White”
Tyrion: “She ought to offer her c—t. Best part of her for the best part of me." -
(#7) Really?
Cersei: If it weren't for my children, I would have thrown myself from the highest tower in the Red Keep. They're the reason I'm alive.
S3E10, "Mhysa"
Tyrion Lannister: Even Joffrey? -
(#8) Conqueror Burn
Jaime: Three victories don't make you a conqueror.
S2E1, "The North Remembers"
Robb: It's better than three defeats. -
(#9) Margaery puts the smackdown on Cersei.
“Can we bring you anything to eat or drink? I wish we had some wine for you, it’s a bit early in the day for us.”
Episode: “The High Sparrow” -
(#10) Royalty Loyalty
Tywin: Any man who must say, 'I am the king' is no true king.
S3E10, "Mhysa" -
(#11) Comedy
Tyrion (to Cersei): Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.
S3E1, "Valar Dohaeris" -
(#12) The B Word
Ramsay: “I’ve been naturalized by a royal degree."
S5E7, “The Gift”
Sansa: “By Tommen Baratheon? Another bastard.” -
(#13) A Burn They Could Smell in Highgarden
Margaery to Cersei: “What’s the proper way to address you now: Queen Mother or Dowager Queen? In any event, judging from the king’s enthusiasm, the Queen Mother will be a Queen Grandmother soon.”
S5E3, “High Sparrow” -
(#14) Badge of Honor
Robert: *slaps Cersei*
S1E6, "A Golden Crown"
Cersei: "I shall wear this as a badge of honor"
Robert: "Wear it in silence or I'll honor you again" -
(#15) Bragging
Tyrion to Daenerys: “You want revenge against the Lannisters? I killed my mother, Joanna Lannister, on the day I was born. I killed my father, Tywin Lannister, with a bolt to the heart. I am the greatest Lannister killer of our time.”
S5E8, “Hardhome” -
(#16) Hound Out
Sandor Clegane: F**k the Kingsguard. F**k the city. F**k the king.
S2E9, "Blackwater" -
(#17) Useless
Cersei (about Pycelle): The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.
A Feast for Crows, Chapter 3 -
(#18) T.M.I.
Brynden Tully: I've seen wet sh*ts I liked better than Walder Frey.
S3E7, "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" -
(#19) Handsomeness
Tyrion: We have our differences, Jaime and I. He is braver; I am better looking.
S1E8, "The Pointy End" -
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(#21) Beauty
Tyrion (to Cersei): You love your children. It's your one redeeming quality; that and your cheekbones.
S2E2, "The Night Lands" -
(#22) Ancestry Dot Naw
Loboda the thenn chieftain: “My ancestors would spit on me if I broke bread with a Crow.” Karsi the wildling chieftain: “So would mine. But f*ck ‘em, they’re dead.”
S5E8, “Hardhome”
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(#23) Sarcasm
Cersei (to Robert): I'm sorry your marriage to Ned Stark didn't work out. You seemed so good together.
S1E5, "The Wolf and the Lion"
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(#24) Arya Stark
- Fictional Character
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(#25) Literacy
Shireen (to Davos): You won't be a very good hand if you see the word 'knight' and say "ka-niggit."
S4E3, "Breaker of Chains" -
(#26) Preach
Olenna to Margaery: “If they arrested all the pillow biters in King’s Landing, there’d be no room left in the dungeons for anyone else.”
S5E6, “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” -
(#27) Who Cares?
Loras: My father once told me...
S3E8, "Second Sons"
Cersei: Nobody cares what your father once told you. -
(#28) Tyrion Writes Jorah’s Tinder Profile
Tyrion to Jorah Mormont: “Long, sullen silences and an occasional punch in the face: the Mormont Way.”
S5E5, “Kill the Boy” -
(#29) No Balls Necessary
Daario about Grey Worm: “He’s the toughest man with no balls I ever met.”
S5E10, “Mother’s Mercy” -
(#30) The Size of Sam's Dragon Glass
"I killed a White Walker, I killed a Thenn, I’ll take my chances with you."
S5E7, “The Gift” -
(#31) Renly Baratheon
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(#32) Body Image
Ned: Your Grace.
S1E1, "Winter Is Coming"
King Robert: You got fat. -
(#33) Compelling
Brynden Tully: The laws of my fist are about to compel your teeth!
S3E6, "The Climb" -
(#34) Saints & Sinners
Littlefinger to Lancel: “We both peddle fantasies, Brother Lancel, mine just happen to be entertaining.”
S5E6, “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” -
(#35) Absolutely Nothing
Ygritte: You know nothing Jon Snow. -
(#36) Snap
Arya Stark to Meryn Trant: “You know who I am. I’m Arya Stark. Do you know who you are? You’re no one. You’re nothing.”
S5E10, “Mother’s Mercy” -
(#37) Tyrion on the Tyranny of Evil Men
Tyrion to Hizdahr: “You’re an eloquent man. It doesn’t mean you’re wrong. In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles.”
S5E9, “The Dance of Dragons” -
(#38) Regret
Roose Bolton: Don't make me rue the day I raped your mother.
A Dance with Dragons, Chapter 32 (Reek III) -
(#39) I Said Biiiiiitch
Sansa to Myranda: “I’m Sansa Stark of Winterfell. This is my home and you can’t frighten me.”
S5E6, “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” -
(#40) Sisterhood
Cersei (to Margaery Tyrell): If you ever call me sister again, I'll have you strangled in your sleep.
S2E8, "Second Sons" -
(#41) Back-Handed Compliment
Tyrion: “It’s easy to confuse what is with what ought to be, especially when what is has worked out in your favor.”
Hizdahr: “It’s an unpleasant question, but what great thing has ever been accomplished without killing or cruelty?”
Tyrion: “My father would have liked you.”
S5E9, “The Dance of Dragons” -
(#42) Shade From the Crypt
Margaery: "Lies come easily to you, everyone knows that. But innocence, decency and concern, you’re not very good at those, I’m afraid."
S5E7, “The Gift” -
(#43) Chores
Ser Jorah: Viserys could not sweep a stable with ten thousand brooms.
A Game of Thrones, Chapter 36 (Daenerys IV) -
(#44) A Grandfather's Love
Walder Frey: My granddaughter, Waltha? Walra? Waldina.
S3E9, "The Rains of Castamere"
Mary: I'm Mary.
Walder Frey: Fine. -
(#45) Tyrion’s Take
Tyrion Lannister to Daario Naharis and Jorah Mormont about Daenerys Targaryen: “You love her, don’t you? How could you not? Of course it’s hopeless for the both of you, a sellsword from the fighting pits and a disgraced knight. Neither one of you is fit consort for a queen, but we always want the wrong woman.”
S5E10, “Mother’s Mercy” -
(#46) Boredom
Jamie (to Brienne): Has anyone ever told you you're as boring as you are ugly?
S2E8, "The Prince of Winterfell" -
(#47) Needles
Arya: Sansa can have her sewing needles. I have a Needle of my own.
S1E2, "The Kingsroad" -
(#48) Whore's Honor
Ser Rodrik: You have less honor than a back alley whore.
S2E6, "The Old Gods and the New" -
(#49) Pretty Colors
Sansa: Loras likes green and gold brocade.
S3E6, "The Climb"
Shae: I bet he does. -
(#50) Elder Slam
Shireen Baratheon to Gilly on reading: “I taught Ser Davos and old people are terrible at learning new things.”
S5E2, “The House of Black and White”
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