Random Funny Yogi Berra Quotes Guaranteed To Split Your Sides (25 items)

• (#1) On Observation

  "You can observe a lot by watching."

  - Yogi Berra explaining the virtues of watching/studying.
• (#2) On The Future

  "The future ain’t what it used to be."

  - Yogi Berra reminiscing on the future ... somehow. 
• (#3) On Mental Preparation

  "90% of the game is half mental."

  - One of Yogi Berra's many coaching tips.
• (#4) On Not Giving Up

  "It ain’t over ’til it’s over."

  - Yogi Berra with an actual profound statement on never giving up.
• (#5) On The Economy

  "A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore."

  - Yogi Berra with sound financial analysis.
• (#6) On Facing Hard Choices

  "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

  - Yogi Berra on what to do when making a difficult decision.
• (#7) On Respecting The Dead

  "You should always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise, they won’t come to yours."

  - Yogi Berra explaining his views on attending funerals.
• (#8) On Déjà Vu

  "It's déjà vu all over again!"

  - Yogi Berra with one of his most famous quotes discussing back-to-back home runs. 
• (#9) On Going Places

  "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

  - Yogi Berra's rationale on why he doesn't visit a particular restaurant. 
• (#10) On Getting Proper Rest

  "I usually take a two-hour nap from 1-4."

  - Yogi Berra with some unique math when talking about his schedule on the road. 
• (#11) On Getting Lost

  "We're lost, but we're making good time!"

  - Yogi Berra looking at the positives of getting lost on his way to Cooperstown. 
• (#12) On Steve McQueen

  "Steve McQueen looks good in this movie. He must have made it before he died."

  - Yogi Berra complimenting the late actor Steve McQueen in a film Yogi was watching.
• (#13) On Sunsets In New York

  "It gets late early out here."

  - Yogi Berra explaining the early sunsets in autumn during the World Series.
• (#14) On Curbing Mistakes

  "We made too many wrong mistakes."

  - Yogi Berra on why his team lost. 
• (#15) On Being At The Plate

  "You can't think and hit at the same time."

  - Yogi Berra on what a batter needs to do when up to bat.
• (#16) On His Famous Quotes

  "I really didn't say everything I said!"

  - Yogi Berra when asked about all of the famous quotes he made.
• (#17) On Being A Manager

  "Good players."

  - Yogi Berra answering the question of what makes a good manager.
• (#18) On Opposing Teams

  "The other team could make trouble for us if they win."

  - Yogi Berra stating the obvious in a way only he can!
• (#19) On Waking Up

  "If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping."

  - Yogi Berra on what he would be doing if he didn't wake up.
• (#20) On Low Attendance

  "If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?"

  - Yogi Berra trying to figure out how MLB is going to get people to come back to the game.
• (#21) On A Perfect World

  "If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be."

  - Yogi Berra on imperfections is what makes the world great. 
• (#22) On Wasting Money

  "Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel."

  - Yogi Berra on his old luggage being the subject of his teammates' jokes.
• (#23) On Slumps

  "Slump? I ain't in no slump...I just ain't hitting."

  - Yogi Berra on how his lack of production wasn't due to being in a slump.
• (#24) On Being Asked Questions

  "If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer."

  - Yogi Berra being honest about how he won't answer any questions he doesn't know.
• (#25) On His Wife

  "We have a good time together even when we're not together."

  - Yogi Berra on his relationship with his wife. 

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