Random Creepiest Thing About You, According To Your Zodiac Sign (12 items)

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  (#4) Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

  • Constellation

  Your friends know you talk behind their backs, Gemini. Not that you're a bad person - you just can't help letting other people know how you really feel about some of the crazy stuff your loved ones have told you. Unfortunately, you've talked and talked and talked, and now, they all know you'll talk if they confide in you. You know it, too, and you still can't help it.

  No matter how hard you try, you simply can't force yourself to be as loyal or honest as you want to be. At least you're charming enough to keep making new friends and replacing the ones who felt too hurt or betrayed to trust you again.
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  (#1) Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

  • Star System

  You, Sagittarius, are an inspiring friend and leader, and you know it. You're optimistic, adventurous, and imaginative, and your wanderlust and thirst for new ideas have helped you cultivate a wide net of friends and acquaintances who would follow you to the ends of the Earth. It's difficult for you not to abandon your boring and restrictive everyday duties. All you want is to venture out into the world in search of a truth in which you can place your unwavering conviction, reach out to like-minded people, and preach your truth to them.

  The good news is you have the motivation, curiosity, and force of personality to actually pull it off. That bad news is that there's a name for this life you want, and it's “starting a cult.” Abandoning the mundane world? Inspiring a gathering of followers? Convincing said followers to desert a life of responsibility and sanity? That's a cult, Sagittarius.

  Take a break from romanticizing your grand flight into a brave new world where you're a visionary maverick worthy of everyone's unwavering trust, and try learning to deal with your everyday problems. In the long run, it'll probably beat convincing everyone to follow you into Hell because you left college believing that Milton's Satan was right.
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  (#11) Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

  • Constellation

  It's obvious to everyone around you that you feel the need to keep everything just the way you like it, and that insistence often borders on obsession. Your persistence, materialism, and sentimentality can prevent you from ever letting things go, and the more you care about them, the more stubbornly you defend your right to own them forever.

  Sorry to say, Taurus, but there are some things, like memories and loved ones, you simply can't own and trying to stake your claim over them just makes you seem unbalanced and creepy. It probably wouldn't hurt to quit being such a hoarder, too - none of your guests enjoy trying to find a seat in a room piled high with reminders of everything you refuse to let die.
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  (#9) Aries (March 21 - April 19)

  • Constellation

  There's no getting around this, Aries: you desperately need to attend anger management. You're just as headstrong and opinionated as your fellow fire signs Leo and Sagittarius, but unlike them, your energy and enthusiasm can turn into explosive violence at the drop of a hat. You're a walking time bomb of seething rage, and the more you try to hide it, the more it escapes in unpredictable, volatile mood swings.

  Do yourself a favor and invest in a stress ball or a gym membership before you do something you'll really regret.
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  (#7) Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

  • Constellation

  Your heart guides you, Pisces, and sometimes that's not as dreamy or romantic as it might sound. It's true that your feelings often inspire you to heal and create, and as long as those feelings don't steer you wrong, you're capable of truly visionary accomplishments in the name of empathy and love.

  Feelings, though, aren't always gentle and sweet. You know that better than anyone, because your own emotions - the same overwhelming forces that inspire you to make the world a better place - can take you to very dark places, especially if you believe that the subject of your ire has shown unwarranted cruelty toward you or something you hold dear. You know that your feelings aren't necessarily rational, but that doesn't stop you from dramatically blaming other people for causing you pain.

  Of course, you might not even stop at crying; that notoriously brilliant creativity might even spur you to express your wrath artistically - nothing says “emotional stability” like a morose, vengeful poem.
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  (#8) Libra (September 23 - October 22)

  • Constellation

  Everyone knows how empathetic and fair-minded you are, Libra. You put a lot of effort into keeping it that way, demonstrating time and again you only make a decision after giving equal weight to every contributing factor. This has given you a reputation for being a little flakey, but also for being personable, kind, and just. It's a reputation you prize, because you want to live the life of someone peaceful and fair, and you take great pride in being sure that the decisions you make are the right ones - not just for you, but for those around you.

  Being fair-minded, though, isn't a one-way street. You give equal weight to every opinion before deciding, and sometimes, that means taking a walk in the shoes of someone whose morals deeply horrify you. All that kindness, justice, and peace is built on the ability to sympathize with the worst of the worst. You can go on pretending you're unspeakably horrified by hatred and violence, but that won't stop you from knowing exactly what it would take for them to consume you.

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