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(#2) Switching Roles
Asked my wife to pick up something from Home Depot and she’s texted me 47 questions and sent 300 pictures of the wrong item captioned “this?” so now I understand why she doesn’t let me go grocery shopping by myself.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 27, 2020 -
(#10) I See Someone's Relaxing
Me: [slowly, cautiously taking a seat]
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) September 2, 2020
Wife: OH I SEE SOMEONE’S RELAXING! -
(#3) Haven't Talked To Husband Since
Our friends from church are staying in our basement and this morning I witnessed the husband come upstairs and make a smoothie and eggs for his wife’s breakfast at 5am and then pivot to making her lunch before she left for work
— Heather Thompson Day (@HeatherTDay) September 2, 2020
I haven’t talked to my husband since -
(#9) With The Tablecloth?
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(#8) Well She's The Only One Using It
My husband says I have no idea how to use a comforter which is funny because when I wake up in the middle of the night I’m the only one using it.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 29, 2020 -
(#13) Be Nicer To Alexa
Me: Alexa! STOP THE TIMER. Damn, she does not listen.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) September 2, 2020
Husband: You know when the machines take over, you’ll be the first to go, right?
Me: “Ha-ha”
Husband: *walks out of room*
Me: Alexa, I’m so sorry for my tone. Hey, your joke of the day was so funny!
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Marriage can be difficult and complicated. For some people, the duration of marriage may be much shorter than expected due to a variety of reasons. However, in the current state of society, we can still believe in the power of marriage. Many married folks still keep romantic feelings in their marriage and are keen to share their love advice and stories on Twitter.
Many people believe that marriage is a very beautiful thing and that a healthy and stable marriage is the beginning of a couple's struggle for a common goal. The random tool shares 17 of the best Tweets from married folks.
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