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(#1) Nudging Him In The Right Direction
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(#2) Asking For Recommendations
This white couple in Target was staring at the Shea Moisture and Cantu products. Something told me to ask so I said "Ya'll need help?"
— Crystal Marie (@CrystalMarieCom) July 18, 2020
The wife hesitated & then showed me a picture of their (Black) daughter and asked for recommendations. I made suggestions. It was a good day. -
(#3) You Cannot Eat Her Fries
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(#4) What's Your Secret?
overheard my wife telling old friends from high school that we’ve been married for 18yrs, and when they asked “what’s ur secret,” my wife said “low standards” wtf
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) July 19, 2020 -
(#5) I've Had An Awful Day
Wife: I need another beer.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 20, 2020
Me: Another one?
Wife: Yeah. I’ve had an awful day.
Me: What? You were with me all day.
Wife:
Me:
Wife:
Me: You want it in a chilled glass or -
(#6) Living At Work
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(#7) The Secret To A Happy Marriage
I was just FaceTiming with my parents and my mom said I looked forlorn and I said I was feeling forlorn and in unison my parents asked “but are you FIVE-lorn” and they were so pleased with themselves they first bumped, and this folks, is the secret to a happy marriage.
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(#8) Do You Smell The Coffee?
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(#9) Did You Make That Call?
Me: honey, can you call and check on this bill for me?
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) July 21, 2020
Husband: sure!
[1 day later]
Me: honey, did you make that call?
Husband: shoot I forgot, I will today!
[1 year later]
Husband: I made that call you asked me to do the other day. -
(#10) Finding Other Parents
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(#11) Positioning The Sprinklers
I just had a 30 minute argument with the hubby about how to position the sprinklers. Stop crying if you’re single.
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(#12) Husbands Getting Decorations
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(#13) Romantically Eat Your Fries
*romantically grabs husband’s face*
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 16, 2020
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(#14) Taking Out The Garbage
Wife: *putting shoes on* Time to take out the garbage
— ADHDeanBLM (@ADHDeanASL) July 10, 2020
Me: Can we please go back to calling it date night -
(#15) That Sounds Awful
Husband: you should exercise you’ll live longer
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) July 20, 2020
Me: that sounds terrible -
(#16) Just Don't Make TikToks With The Kids
New marriage vows should include: I will laugh with you, and not at you. Unless you try to make a Tiktok video with the kids.
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) July 16, 2020 -
(#17) You Didn't Hear What I Said?
Sometimes I mouth words around my husband so he thinks he’s losing his hearing, then overreact when he doesn’t know what I said.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) July 7, 2020 -
(#18) He Wants Her To Just Make Tater Tots
My husband was putting the Walmart pick-up grocery list together last week and I requested sweet potato tots. When I realized there weren’t tots, he said those were unavailable so he just got a bag of sweet potatoes and I can make my own tots, LIKE THAT’S HOW FOOD EVEN WORKS OMG!
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) July 21, 2020 -
(#19) Need To Go On Late Night Missions
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(#20) When He Asks
I am goi f to sleep. My husband has asked me five hundred rimes@if I am alright. That means it’s go to sleep o’clock
— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) July 18, 2020
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