Random Best 'South Park' Episodes Featuring The Goth Kids (10 items)

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  (#1) Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

  • Oct 23 2013

  "That's the name my stupid parents gave me! I like to be called by my Goth name: NightPain." -Edgar Allen Poe

  Henrietta's parents are worried about her, so they decide to send her to a camp for emo kids to straighten them out. When she returns, she's completely changed and ends up joining the emo kids. The only way to get her back to normal is for the Goth kids and the Vamp kids to team up to take down the emo kids, and, obviously, the only way to do that is to summon the spirit of Edgar Allen Poe. 

  Once Edgar Allen Poe arrives, they discover he's more Goth than any of the Goth kids. They go to Troubled Acres to stop the spread of emo kids and learn that a ficus plant is being used to transform the kids. He later learns that Goth, Vamp, and Emo kids are really all the same, and Henrietta turns back to normal. 
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  (#2) Raisins

  • Dec 10 2003

  "If you want be one of the nonconformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do." -Michael

  After Wendy breaks up with Stan, his friends take him to Raisins to cheer him up. As Stan struggles to come to terms with being dumped, he decides to become a non-conformist like the Goths. Meanwhile, Butters falls in love with one of the Raisins waitresses. 

  The first episode to feature the Goth kids, "Raisins" showcases the Goths in a major role. After the Raisins girl breaks up with Butters, he tells Stan that he has a beautiful kind of sadness because at least he knew true happiness. This convinces Stan that he shouldn't be a mopey Goth guy and tells them, "I liked liking life a lot more than hating it. Screw you guys. I'm going home."
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  (#3) The Ungroundable

  • Nov 19 2008

  "I walked into the cafeteria today. Rebecca Miller and Philip Russ were dressed like vampires drinking Clamato juice with four kids from the football team." -Michael

  Butters is terrified there are vampires at the school. Afraid of being grounded again, he decides to join their group and become a vampire. Once he transforms, he becomes ungroundable. 

  Meanwhile, the Goth kids are mad that the vampire trend has come to their school because everyone thinks they're vampires when they're clearly goths. The only way to defeat the vampire kids is to burn down the town's Hot Topic. 
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  (#4) Coon Vs. Coon & Friends

  • Nov 10 2010

  "This freaking sucks! We worshiped and prayed to Cthulhu, went to all the cult meetings, but life is still totally freaking gay." - Michael

  Coon and Friends are at the mercy of Coon, who has now teamed up with Cthulhu and has the ancient beast doing his bidding. Mysterion comes to terms with his great power, but it's revealed that the true hero of the day is Mintberry Crunch, who is the one who ultimately defeats the Elder One. 

  To get more information, Mysterion goes to Henrietta's house. All the Goths are there complaining about what Cthulhu is doing and what he should actually be doing. It is here where they tell Mysterion that the only way to kill an immortal is with another immortal. 
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  (#5) Mysterion Rises

  • Nov 03 2010

  Toolshed: Dude, why would the Goth kids worship Cthulhu?
  Mysterion: Makes sense. Unrelenting despair and a thousand years of darkness sounds pretty goth.

  Mysterion and his fellow superheroes must work together to defeat Cthulhu, who has risen from the Gulf of Mexico. However, as Coon has been scorned by his fellow heroes he defects and joins Cthulhu's side so that he can defeat them once and for all. 

  When trying to find out why he can't die, Mysterion (Kenny) goes to a cult meeting where many familiar faces, including the Goth kids, are present. Later, Mysterion confronts them in an alley to try to decipher what the mysterious message means, "That is not dead can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even Death may die."
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  (#6) Erection Day

  • Apr 20 2005

  "That was killer. We showed them." -Tall Goth

  Jimmy is ready to perform in the school talent show, but the day of the competition, he can't control a raging boner. Jimmy tries everything to make it go away, including getting a prostitute to help him. He's able to perform at the talent show that evening, but when he goes on stage, the erection appears again. 

  The Goth kids are one of the few acts we see perform in the talent show. They sing, "Talent Shows Are for F*gs." While they're definitely not a central part of the episode, their brief appearance is pretty hilarious.
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  (#7) You Got F'd in the A

  • Apr 07 2004

  "Dancing is something you do alone in your room at three in the morning." -Goth Kid

  Stan and his friends get served by a dance crew. Randy Marsh tries to stick up for his son but gets served, too, forcing Stan to round up his dance crew, which consists of a Goth kid, a Raisins girl, a Dance Dance Revolution expert, and Butters. They get in a dance competition and Butters inadvertently kills the rival dance crew, meaning Stan's team won!

  When Stan needs a dance crew, he turns to the Goth kids for help, who show him how they dance. They all refuse to join his true because they don't want to be conformists. However, Michael shows them all up by being so non-conformist that he'll actually join the crew. 
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  (#8) Breast Cancer Show Ever

  • Oct 15 2008

  "Yeah, I don't ever remember AC/DC singing about letting dudes beat up on their girlfriends." -Michael

  Cartman gives a report to the class making fun of breast cancer. Wendy threatens to beat up Cartman, who goes to extreme lengths to make Wendy look like the bad guy and get out of the fight. 

  It's not long until everyone at the school is ready for the fight. Red goes telling everyone, including the Goth kids, who she refers to as "Emo" kids. While the Goths aren't central figures in the episode, the few scenes they're in are worth watching.
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  (#9) Black Friday

  "Of course we're going to go with the PS4. They're blacker!" -Michael

  The biggest shopping day of the year is just around the corner. Unfortunately, the boys have divided into two camps: those who want Xboxes and those who want PS4s. War is coming, and not everyone will make it out alive. 

  To boost his ranks, Stan goes to the Goth kids to join his side and help them get PS4s. While they refuse initially, they eventually join his army. 

  Original Airing: November 13, 2013
  Season: South Park - Season 17
  Episode Number: 7
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  (#10) T.M.I.

  "Yeah, dude, look at it! It says right there: 'Eric Cartman, 1.2 inches'"! -Cartman

  Cartman goes to anger management classes after he reveals the size of every boy's personal size at school. He's clearly the smallest out of everyone, and it's not long until everyone with a small you-know-what in town wants to rise up. 

  Among the various members of Cartman's anger management group is Michael, the leader of the Goth kids. Together, they take over the Federal Express and label themselves the "Pissed Off and Angry Party."

  Original Airing: November 13, 2013
  Season: South Park - Season 17
  Episode Number: 7

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