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(#1) It's Not Bad at All
Linus Van Pelt: I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
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(#2) The True Meaning of Christmas
Linus Van Pelt: Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about... Lights, please.
[Spotlight]
Linus Van Pelt: "And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, 'Fear not, "For behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.' And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, goodwill toward men.'" ...That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.
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(#3) I've Killed It
Charlie Brown: I've killed it. Oh! Everything I touch gets ruined.
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(#4) I'm Not Happy
Charlie Brown: I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel.
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(#5) Five Cents, Please
Lucy Van Pelt: May I help you?
Charlie Brown: I'm in bad shape.
Lucy Van Pelt: Wait a minute. Before we begin, I request that you pay in advance. Five cents, please.
[Charlie Brown gives her a nickel]
Lucy Van Pelt: Boy, what a sound! How I love the sound of clinking money! That beautiful sound of cold hard cash! Nickels, nickels, nickels! That beautiful sound of clinking nickels!
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(#6) Real Estate
Lucy Van Pelt: I know how you feel about all this Christmas business, getting depressed and all that. It happens to me every year. I never get what I really want. I always get a lot of stupid toys or a bicycle or clothes or something like that.
Charlie Brown: What is it you want?
Lucy Van Pelt: Real estate.
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(#7) Needs Sugar
Patty: Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue. It's fun.
Linus Van Pelt: Mmm. Needs sugar.
Lucy Van Pelt: It's too early. I never eat December snowflakes. I always wait until January.
Linus Van Pelt: They sure look ripe to me.
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(#8) Jingle Bells
Lucy Van Pelt: Say, by the way, can you play "Jingle Bells?"
[Schroeder plays "Jingle Bells" in a traditional manner]
Lucy Van Pelt: [Interrupting] No, no. I mean "Jingle Bells." You know, deck them halls and all that stuff?
[Schroeder plays again]
Lucy Van Pelt: No, no. You don't get it at all. I mean "Jingle Bells." You know, Santa Claus and ho-ho-ho, and mistletoe and presents to pretty girls.
[Schroeder plays "Jingle Bells," but now sounding like a toy piano]
Lucy Van Pelt: That's it!
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(#9) Christmas Is a Big Commercial Racket
Lucy Van Pelt: Look, Charlie, let's face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.
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(#10) A Neat Inn
Lucy Van Pelt: Pig-Pen, you're the innkeeper.
Pig-Pen: In spite of my outward appearance, I shall try to run a neat inn.
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(#11) Painted Pink
Lucy Van Pelt: Get the biggest aluminum tree you can find, Charlie Brown, maybe painted pink.
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(#12) Man's Best Friend
Lucy Van Pelt: Here he comes! Attention, everyone, here's our director.
[Charlie Brown enters to applause]
Snoopy: Whoooooooooooooooooooooo.
Charlie Brown: [Sarcastically] Man's best friend.
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(#13) Hello in There
Charlie Brown (into the mailbox): Hello in there.
[Looks inside and soon walks away]
Charlie Brown: Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren't a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?
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(#14) Sport Coat
Lucy Van Pelt: You think you're so smart with that blanket. What are you going to do with it when you grow up?
Linus Van Pelt: Maybe I'll make it into a sport coat.
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(#15) Merry Christmas
Everyone: Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!
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Who wouldn't expect Christmas to come? It's time to prepare a favorite Christmas animation special. A Charlie Brown Christmas is a TV animation directed by Bill Morenz and was adapted from the comics of American cartoonist Charles Schultz. It was broadcast on the CBS network as a Christmas special on December 9, 1965.
The animation received wide acclaim from the media and professional movie critics and won many glorious honors, including Emmy Awards and Peabody Awards. It has also become a tradition that will be rebroadcasted during the Christmas season in the US. The random tool lists 15 funny quotes that all true fans know.
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