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Random 'The Simpsons' Made A Really Great Point (20 items)

(#1) “To alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
(#2) “If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-a**ed. That’s the AMERICAN Way.”
(#3) “I’m gonna miss the whole summer.” “Don’t worry, boy. When you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer!”
(#4) “I used to be ‘with it.’ Then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it.’ And what’s ‘it’ feels weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you.”
(#5) “The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number One: Cover for me. Number Two: Oh, good idea, boss. Number Three: It was like that when I got here.”
(#6) The Republican And Democratic Conventions
(#7) “I’ll keep it short and sweet: Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”
(#8) “What religion are you?” “You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don’t work out in real life. Uh… Christianity!”
(#9) "People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight!”
(#10) “‘Attempted Murder.’ Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for ‘Attempted Chemistry?’”
(#11) “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
(#12) “The Blues isn’t about feeling better. It’s about making other people feel worse.”
(#13) “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.”
(#14) “Damn TV! You’ve ruined my imagination. Just like you’ve ruined my ability to, uh. Umm.. Oh well.”
(#15) “The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man! Let's see: Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.”
(#16) “A woman is like a beer. They smell good. They look good. And you’d step over your own mother just to get one...”
(#17) "Then we figured out we could park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised, and I turned out TV."
(#18) “What is a wedding? Webster’s Dictionary describes a ‘wedding’ as… ‘the process of removing weeds from one’s garden.’”
(#19) “Call this an unfair generalization if you must but old people are no good at everything.”
(#20) “If you love [this town] so much, why are you always littering?” “It’s easier, duh.”

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The longest animated series in the United States, The Simpsons, has been aired for 30 seasons and is the source of many iconic quotes, some of which even come from characters that only appear in one episode. For thirty years, typical American family stories have been in the hands of some of the smartest people on TV. Every joke in each episode has been thought and carefully crafted to bring people laughter as much as possible.

Some characters may be famous for their wise lines. This random tool lists the 10 most memorable lines from the characters of The Simpsons, some of which are the true meaning of life you should know.

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Random 'The Simpsons' Made A Really Great Point (20 items)

(#1) “To alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

(#2) “If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-a**ed. That’s the AMERICAN Way.”

(#3) “I’m gonna miss the whole summer.” “Don’t worry, boy. When you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer!”

(#4) “I used to be ‘with it.’ Then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it.’ And what’s ‘it’ feels weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you.”

(#5) “The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number One: Cover for me. Number Two: Oh, good idea, boss. Number Three: It was like that when I got here.”

(#6) The Republican And Democratic Conventions

(#7) “I’ll keep it short and sweet: Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”

(#8) “What religion are you?” “You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don’t work out in real life. Uh… Christianity!”

(#9) "People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight!”

(#10) “‘Attempted Murder.’ Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for ‘Attempted Chemistry?’”

(#11) “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”

(#12) “The Blues isn’t about feeling better. It’s about making other people feel worse.”

(#13) “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.”

(#14) “Damn TV! You’ve ruined my imagination. Just like you’ve ruined my ability to, uh. Umm.. Oh well.”

(#15) “The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man! Let's see: Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.”

(#16) “A woman is like a beer. They smell good. They look good. And you’d step over your own mother just to get one...”

(#17) "Then we figured out we could park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised, and I turned out TV."

(#18) “What is a wedding? Webster’s Dictionary describes a ‘wedding’ as… ‘the process of removing weeds from one’s garden.’”

(#19) “Call this an unfair generalization if you must but old people are no good at everything.”

(#20) “If you love [this town] so much, why are you always littering?” “It’s easier, duh.”

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