Random Sexiest Monsters in Horror Movie History (15 items)

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  (#1) Satanico Pandemonium - From Dusk Til Dawn

  Who is she?
  Satánico Pandemónium in From Dusk till Dawn, aka Salma Hayek in a bikini (who has been on every and any hot girls horror movie list in the history of the world, but for a very good reason, so she's on here) before/after going all Enemy-Mine-Vampires on us.

  What is she?
  At first a stripper and the star performer at "The T***y Twister," she provides the audience with possibly the sexiest moment in horror movie history in the clip to the left.

  Why is she hot?
  For one thing, she's a stripper and it's her job to look turned on as much as possible (which is a plus). She has late 90s Salma Hayek's body and dances at a strip club where the band is playing corpse-guitars, so you know she probably listens to metal (which is hot).

  Another thing she has going for her is the near-total lack of clothes, as well as the fact that she knows how to get down, despite not having a soul... until it goes too far, then she turns into a blood-sucking, murderous demon that kind of looks like a snake/Drac.

  Man, if only there were more hot FEMALE vampires, maybe then we could all get along.
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  (#15) The Countess - Once Bitten

  Who is she?
  The Countess in Once Bitten (yes yes, another non-Horror movie), played by Lauren Hutton.

  What is she?
  Another Mrs. Robinson, cougar-type that likes to seduce young men into sexual maturity. Why? Because she's a vampire and that's what she needs to stay young. Yet another monster who needs sex in order to live, much like every single male on earth.

  Why is she hot?
  As an older cougar, in order to lure virgins into bed, you have to be pretty sexy and on your game to be successful. This woman has had 400 years' experience of sex and feeding on men, although she won't tell you that. That amount of experience alone should warrant a jaw-dropping "sign me up" emotion in you. If you walked into a bar, chances are the first thing you're going to notice is the Countess, because she's going to be staring at you, waiting to slay you.
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  (#6) Laurie

  • Trick 'r Treat

  Who is she?
  Laurie, a 22 year old "virgin" who expresses her insecurities by dressing up as little red riding hood for Halloween, played by Anna Paquin.

  What is she? (Trick 'r Treat spoiler alert!)
  Well, frankly, she is the exact opposite of her costume. She's the hungry wolf, but not dressed up as her grandmother.

  Why is she hot?
  Well, first Click Here for an enlarged, full-body picture of her wearing the costume.

  Second: the Little Red Riding Hood costume.

  Acting innocent and cute works for most dudes and she plays this up THROUGHOUT this actually-pretty-damn-good horror movie in such a great way that even though she turns out the way she did, we (yes, I'm lumping you in with me) would pretty much all tap that. Also: Anna Paquin's body.
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  (#7) Marybeth Louise Hutchinson - The Faculty

  Who is she?
  Marybeth Louise Hutchinson in The Faculty, or actress Laura Harris (from The Faculty) is just your average hometown girl who just moved in from Atlanta. Who eventually chases Josh Hartnett around naked in this movie that everyone forgets was directed by freakin' Robert Rodriguez.

  What is she?
  A student from another world. No, not Atlanta. Literally, another world.

  Why is she hot?
  She's just a nice girl next door, with girl next door name, that is also the queen bitch of an alien life force infecting the local high school, making everyone (including Robert "T-1000" Patrick) into awesome, strong-ass skinjobs. So, she's powerful.

  Also: because they are water-based aliens, she is ALWAYS wet, so you'll always get fresh-out-of-the-pool/Fast Times look from her. Always.
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  (#13) Ginger

  Who is she?
  Ginger Fitzgerald from the movie Ginger Snaps (see what they did there?) is played by hot actress Katharine Isabelle and is your regular teenage girl dealing with the pains of puberty and growing up.

  What is she?
  She is also recovering from the scratch of a werewolf. So, she's kind of a werewolf.

  Why is she hot?
  Ginger goes from being a nobody to being a somebody, in an almost Teen Wolf way. It might be coincidental that her werewolf days are paired up with puberty, but she uses the changes in her body to their fullest extent. This includes her hormonal changes, the changes in her sex drive and the fact that she will pin you down and eat you. She also wears awesomely hot early 2000s shoulder shirts all the time.
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  (#10) Lillith - Bordello of Blood

  Who is she?
  Lillith in Bordello of Blood (a Tales From the Crypt movie from the 90s), who's played by Angie Everhart, a popular 90s soft-core porn star/actress.

  What is she?
  Vampire, the kind that sucks more than just blood (she runs a brothel full of vampire chicks almost as hot as she is.)

  Why is she hot?
  Well first, she's circa 90s Angie Everhart. Second, well, she's a mistress, so she probably knows every trick in the book.

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